Zero's dating simulator!! - A multiple ending story lol

0.1.3

akadjdkk: 0.1.3

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[You choose "Eat food"]

You felt like eating so you eat the lunch that you almost forgot about lmao.

You: "Man, almost forgot this thing was in my backpack! Can't wait to eat it now."

Jake: "Oooh, can i have some of it?"

You: "It's an ancient round green large tube filled with herbs and pure vitamin, found in china 10,000 years ago, licked by an unknown species, stepped on many times, with tiny little evil flower seeds, you sure you want some?"

You dramatically jokingly tell Jake as you take a bite of your cucumber.

Jake: "... You're eating it.."

You keep munching and you nod.

You: "Hm."

Jake: "I-"

Elliot: "Hey Jake!"

Jake: "YEAH?"

Elliot: "Look at this funny meme i found"

Jake: "..............HAHHAHAHAHA-"

Jake laughs like an insane madman...

Elliot: "DARN DARLING CONTROL YOUR LAUGHER-"

Wait, Darling?

You: "Darn...What?"

Elliot: "Jake."

Jake: "Yes??"

Elliot: "Nothing i was just talking to You."

Jake: "Yeah i know,what did you want to tell me?"

Elliot: "...Oh my go-"

Elliot's mind is about to break.

Jake: "Uhh, Elliot? You ok there, buddy?"

You decide to leave the 'darlings' alone...

You decide to talk to Sasha, munching on some cUcUmBeR.

You: "...Ya like jazz?"

Sasha: "Not really."

You: "Heh, neither do i."

You keep eating your cucumber.

Sasha: "Can i have-"

You: "What's the opposite of the opposite of no?"

Sasha: "The opposite...Of the opposite?...Oh- oh ok then, i guess."

Sasha stares at the wall.

You keep on eating until you finally finish your lunch.

You: "Well, uhhh, i like your flower."

Sasha: "Thanks... Can i tell you a secret? It feels nicer to tell it to a stranger for some reason, i kinda dislike a part of Jake, i mean, he's still my friend, but-"

You ignore everything she says...It doesn't feel important to you, it doesn't matter if she dislikes him. It only matters if you dislike him or not.

Somehow, you're great at ignoring other people talking.

You wish you could still munch on some cucumber... crunchy crunch crunch. (It's actually so gooddd lol)

¿‽?: "She's so boring."

You: "I KNOW!"

Sasha: "...Huh?"

Sasha stares at you confused.