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MESSAGES

Honey Honey🍯
breaking news
charlies date LEAVES HIM and instead meets the actual love of his life
me

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Youre the love of my life?

Honey Honey🍯
yes
yes i am

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Is there like a return policy?
Maybe an exchange rate??

Honey Honey🍯
nah
youre stuck with me
bitch😉

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Bitch and then a winky face
You are sending some mixed messages

Honey Honey🍯
aw come on
you know you want all of this

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
What the hell
I dont even know what you look like

Honey Honey🍯
my personality is just so overwhelmingly charming that you just know im the one for you

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
You are insane

Honey Honey🍯
cmonnnnnn
im just so attractive charlie

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Where is this coming from

Honey Honey🍯
a place of passion

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Wow
I shouldve seen that coming
Why are you so eager to jump into a relationship
Did someone hurt your ego?

Honey Honey🍯
no
but you just did
i cant believe youre dening our chemistry

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
You spelt that wrong

Honey Honey🍯
fuck you
densing
deniying
deanying
wtf

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Denying

Honey Honey🍯
I WAS GETTING THERE

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Geez okay gamer

Honey Honey🍯
dont relate me to gamers
i dont want that reputation
all the games ik are stanley parable and stardew valley
and mario kart

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
That last sentence genuinely hurt to read
And you play The Stanley Parable

Honey Honey🍯
yes
it is my second favourite game after stardew

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Whats your favourite ending

Honey Honey🍯
i like the insanity ending
where he falls into the street and the lady sees him

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Thats a good one
I like the broom closet ending

Honey Honey🍯
of course you do
"did you get the broom closet ending? the broom closet ending is my FAVOURITE"

Mr. Extra Lettuce🥬
Wow thanks for mocking me I guess
Now im sad
I shall never love again

Honey Honey🍯
yes you will
you love me remember