Bunch of incorrects
From various incorrect quotes generators
Shipping and non-shippong conversations.
Whatever I find funny
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Rosie : You look good in that hoodie.
Jennie: You know where else I'd look good?
Rosie , zero hesitation: My bed.
Jennie, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
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Rosie : I'm trash.
Jennie: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
Rosie :
Rosie : You smooth motherfucker.
Rosie : And yes it does.
Jennie: *le winks*
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*At a speed dating event*
Jennie: Oh wow, people are really shallow.
Rosie : Consider it a background check. For example; Do you have a death certificate?
Jennie: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.
Rosie : Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.
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Jennie: My hands are cold.
Rosie : Here, let me hold them.
Jennie: My lips are cold too.
Rosie : *covers Jennie's mouth with their hand*
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Rosie : Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Jennie: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
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Jennie : We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn't anyone around to help you? What if it's congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Rosie: ...You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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Jennie: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Rosie : I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Jennie: But you're always acting stupid?
Rosie : ...
Rosie : Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
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Rosie : Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Jennie: It was autocorrect.
Rosie : Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Jennie: Yes.
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Jennie, throwing their head into Rosie 's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Rosie , lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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Jennie: Rosie...
Rosie: Oh no, 'Rosie' in b-flat.
Rosie: You're disappointed.
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Jennie: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
[translation: I'M SORRY]
Rosie: What's that?
Jennie: Remorse code.
Rosie: I'm even angrier now.
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Jennie and Rosie in a videocall
Jennie: I love it so much when you smile like that!
Rosie: I'd smile more if you were here with me.
Jennie: If I was with you, you wouldn't be smiling.
Jennie: You'd be moaning.
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Jennie: I don't do relationships.
Rosie: *exists*
Jennie: Shit.
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Jennie: fuck!
Rosie: Jen! Now that's one dollar in the jar *points at the swear jar on the kitchen counter*
Jennie: love if that's how we are going to play you owe me at least 50 dollars for last night.
Rosie: *suddenly can't remember a thing*
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Jennie : Know why I called you in here?
Rosie: Because I accidentally sent you a nude pic.
Jennie : *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
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Jennie , going over Rosie 's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Rosie : Yes
Jennie : Okay... may I know what you create?
Rosie : Problems.
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Jennie : Do you take constructive criticism?
Rosie : Jen, I only take cash or credit.
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Jennie : Love, if there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Rosie : Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Jennie : What are your goals?
Rosie : To pet all the dogs.
Jennie : No, fitness goals.
Rosie : To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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Jennie : I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Rosie : You're like 15 years old
Jennie : I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Jennie : Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Rosie : You and me!!!
Jennie , tearing up: Okay
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Jennie : How many kids do you want to have?
Rosie : Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Jennie : You're right.
Rosie : That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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