The Thundermans (Male Spider-Man Reader)

Going Wonkers

Phoebe arrives home and enters the house and sees Y/N on his homework. Phoebe takes a deep breath in.

Phoebe: You got this, Phoebe. Don't be nervous.

Phoebe walks over to Y/N.

Phoebe: Y/N?

Y/N stops doing his homework and looks at her.

Y/N: Yeah?

Phoebe: I-I was wondering if... If you would-

Y/N: If I would go to the school dance with you?

Phoebe went wide eyed.

Phoebe: How did you...?

Y/N: You've been babbling about it all day.

Y/N smiles as a small blush appears on his face.

Y/N: I would be happy to go.

Suddenly Y/N's Spider-Senses go off and he ducks as Phoebe heat breath goes off and burns Y/N's homework and they both look at it.

Y/N: Well, I can always say Hank cooked my homework trying to make me breakfast...

Max comes over and sees the homework.

Max: How did that happen?

Phoebe: I accidentally burned it with my heat breath. Isn't that weird?

Max: Yeah, but it happened to you, so I don't care.

Max goes to eat a sandwich but then he accidentally freezes his sandwich.

Max: Now I care.

Suddenly Y/N webs shot out from his arm.

Y/N: Uhhh... What's going on?

Hank and Barb ran downstairs.

Hank: Emergency family meeting!

Barb: Everyone in the living room now.

Hank: This is not a drill.

They all come into the living room with Nora holding a shovel while Billy is covered in dirt.

Nora: He's fine. I only buried him up to his neck.

Billy: I wanted to know what a plant feels like.

Barb: The Achilles comet is back.

Y/N: What?!

Phoebe: The Achilles comet?

Max: That's terrible!

Billy: Oh, no.

Hank: You don't know what the Achilles comet is, do you?

Y/N: No clue.

Phoebe: No idea.

Max: Beats me.

Billy: Not a clue.

Hank: It's a comet that messes with the Earth's magnetic field and causes our superpowers to go wonky.

Billy: What does "wonky" mean?

Billy legs starts moving fast.

Billy: Whoa!

He super-speeds around the house uncontrollably as he hits a wall.

Billy: Wonky. Got it.

Suddenly, Y/N's poops out webs and it sticks to the inside of his pants. Everyone looks at Y/N.

Y/N: I think I just pooped out webs...