Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]

34. | sexting and phone sex

justin | audrey

『12:34pm』

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"I hate her."

"Who do you hate?"

"Her."

"Her? What a strange name."

"Ugh, Hannah is annoying. She just has to be the most annoying cousin I have."

"Another session of Dr.Phil? Well, lay one on me and elaborate petal."

"Hannah stole my mom's heels last night to go clubbing and when she came back completely smashed she lied to my mom saying that I'm the one who took it. I didn't even leave the house! Ugh, then she boasts to my other cousins that she got laid by a , and I quote ' sizzling hot guy who looks like he has been carved my greek gods with orbs that look like they have been touched by the galaxy'  end quote, ugh gimme a break, that seems like something taken straight out of a Wattpad novel, and the reason I'm so angry is she got me in trouble with my mom when it was all her fault. "

"Well . . .we all have that one annoying cousin sweetheart."

"Yeah, well mine just takes the freaking medal!"

"She must have pissed you off."

"Understatement of the century."

"There is nothing I could do but apologize."

"It won't help."

"Oh well, I tried."

"You're a horrible comforter."

"Touché, but an awesome boyfriend."

"That's debatable."

"How dare you!"

"My motto is honesty is the best policy."

"I beg to differ."

"You need to attend life lessons."

"I'm knowledgeable on life."

"Sure you are."

"I am!"

"I'm not disagreeing with you."

"You sound like it."

"We are not talking about this again."

"But I started attending debate classes for purely this reasons. "

"We are still not going to talk about it."

"Fine, you're no fun."

"Awww, am I acting like a meanie?"

"Yes you are."

"I'm sowwy."

"That was so cute."

"I'm supposed to be teasing you doofus."

"Try harder babe, I'm not that easily teased."

"Whatever."

"This might sound late, which it is but you sound hot when you're angry."

"I'm not pretty when I'm angry."

"To me you are."

"You're entitled to say that idiot."

"I can insult you too."

"I'll dump you."

"No insults, whatsoever."

"I was joking."

"I know. Let me take you out on a date."

"How? Over the phone? That's impossible."

"Lots of things can be done over the phone"

"Like what?"

"Sexting, phone sex--"

"Eww, I think I heard enough."

"You asked sweetheart, anyway can we?"

"Uhm sure, but how?"

"I get to make you blush for an hour straight without one insult coming from you."

"No no no, that isn't a date, that is just torture."

"Okay fine, one insult that's it!"

"I don't care about that, you can't make me blush so much."

"I can and I will. It makes me happy that I have that kind of effect on you."

"Fine, but this is wrong, when will it be?"

"Anytime sweetheart."

"You're the one who asked me out."

"A week from now."

"Fine."

"I can't wait."

"I can."

"Hey!"

"I'm joking."

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