BTS Jokes

BTS VS. Ph foods

Jin : What kind of fish is this?

Filipino staff : A bangus.Popular fish in the philippines

Jin be like : Oh. A bengus

(BANGUS jin BANGUS)

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Jhope : I like it.I've never
seen it before.What is this?

Filipino staff : We call it
tahong

Jhope : Oh TAEHYUNG. Hi taehyung.

(TAHONG jhope TAHONG)

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Suga : What is this stuff?  *turo dun sa halo halo*

Filipino staff : That's a halo halo. One of our favorite dessert.

Suga : I like it. I like that red and green bouncy i don't know what do you call it. Oh look its bouncy  *Pinabounce sa plato*

(Jusme suga kung di ka lang cute eh Haha )

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Jimin : *nagtikim ng alamang at konting mangga* "Oh my, what is it? That black one? It is a deep right for this fruit?

Filipino :  We call it alamang, a baby shrimp

Jimin : Oh my a baby shrimp? Oh myyy! Bye bye baby shrimp.

(Juscolored kung hindi lang to gwapo eh. May pagkaisip bata pala to )

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Jungkook : A banana coated with a sugar. Noona want to buy lots of this

Filipino staff : Do you like it sir? How is it?

Jungkook : Super yummy. But why do you need to put it in the stick? It is okay to do this? *hinawakan tinggal sa stick*

Jungkook : Ohhh its juicy. Oh my i need towel towel. Iregret it when i remove it from the stick

(Jungkoooook bakit ka ganan.Yun nga ang purpose ng stick eh para di magkayat )

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Rapmon : *kinakain yung dinuguan*

Filipino staff : how is it sir ?

Rapmon : Yummy. What is this?

Filipino staff : A pigs blood sir

Rapmon :..........What? A pigs blood? I dont believe you its liquid not solid.Nope i dont believe you.

(Ikaw talaga namjoon. Mas marunong kapa samin haha )

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Taehyung : I like egg and I like this *kumuha ng balot binalatan*

Filipino staff : We call it balot

Taehyung : What? A balut? *sabay subo nakain yung sisiw*

Taehyung : Oh myyyy kookie. Huhuhu A baby duck i dont like it kookieee help theres a baby duck!