Hyung line as your husband
[RM as your husband]
Every morning: *nagising ka dahil may nasira siyang gamit
To your kids: *siyempre matatalino yan matalino tatay eh
Every night: *sinilip mo yung phone niya nanonood pala siya ng yadong
[Jin as your husband]
Every morning: *magigising ka sa sarap ng amoy ng niluluto niya para sa break fast niyo
To your kids: *umiyak yung anak mo kase inagawan niya ng laruan isip bata kase asawa mo
Every night: *di ka makakatulog kase ang gwapo ng katabi mo
[Suga as your husband]
Every morning:* gumising ka tapos tulog parin yung asawa mo
To your kids: *pinatawag ka sa guidance kase nanapak yung anak mo #trained by daddy hahaha
Every night: *mas mauuna pa siya matulog sayo
[Jhope as your husband]
Every moring: *nagising ka tapos nasilaw ka sa kagwapuhan niya
To your kids: *narinig mong tumili si jhope kase nakita niya yung laruan ng anak niyo na ahas *i hate snakeuuu
Every night: *nanonood kayo horror tapos di mo na maintindihan yung story kase sigaw ng sigaw yung asawa mo
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BTS Jokes
RandomHI...WE ARE BTS~~~~ JK: I'M JOKING? JH: I'M HOPE AND I'M JOKING RM: WERE FUNNY AND WERE JOKING JM: I'M HOT, SEXY AND I'M NOT JOKING SG: I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE JOKING SJ: I'M THE MOST HANDSOME IN THE WORLD! I'M NOT JOKING. V: WHY SO SER...
