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What if...

Philippines: guys

Philippines: what if we were human

Philippines: what do u want to be when u grow up

Philippines: i wanna be a nurse

Singapore: Philippines...

Singapore: We can't really be human.

Myanmar: let her dream singa

Myanmar: I wanna be a drug dealer

Myanmar: smoke weed everyday

Cambodia: seriously?

Myanmar: yah

Myanmar: the only thing I need to worry about is the police

Cambodia: ill probably be a policeman

Myanmar: oooh kinky

Cambodia: NOT LIKE THAT

Malaysia: lol

Philippines: u ate?

Malaysia: dunno

Malaysia: don't wanna work

Malaysia: ill probably marry a rich businessman or something

Indonesia: and that businessman is named Singapore

Singapore: Indonesia...

Malaysia: SHUT UP KAKAK

Philippines: she's not denying~

Malaysia: just shut up

Laos: a businessman suits him

Myanmar: yea he'll probably stay in his cave high in the mountains counting his pile of gold

Laos: its businessman not dragon

Singapore: At least I have a higher chance of success

Singapore: You'll probably get caught since you have such a big mouth.

Myanmar: HEY

Thailand: I wanna be a farmer then I can eat all day long~

Vietnam: you'll need to work to eat you know

Thailand: yup

Thailand: I'll work for a few hours and relax with Toto

Vietnam: no i mean

Vietnam: never mind

Indonesia: hahahahahahaha

Thailand: you viet?

Vietnam: i would run a tea shop

Indonesia: thats nice

Malaysia: akak would most definitely sell tobacco

Indonesia: I WOULDN'T

Indonesia: i would get those jobs that have a high pay like a banker or something

Laos: heheh I want to be a photographer so I can take pictures

Laos: especially of Cam and Mar

Cambodia: Laos why I thought u were my friend

Laos: 😊

Philippines: shounen ai is true love~

Philippines: Brunei didn't tell us what he wants to be yet

Indonesia: he doesn't have to be anything since he's already so rich

Brunei: of course not

Philippines: ur here

Philippines: where were u

Malaysia: probably dreaming about his wedding

Singapore: It's not a surprise since that's what he would always do.

Myanmar: ooh~

Brunei: w

Brunei: what

Brunei: of course not

Brunei: what are you talking about

Indonesia: your wedding with our dear little sister

Philippines: ate

Brunei has left the chat

Philippines: now look what you did

Singapore: Well I can't bring him back since he blocked me

Philippines added Brunei to the chat 'ASEAN'

Philippines: don't leave Brunei

Philippines: ur part of the asean and we would not be complete without u

Brunei: well

Indonesia: wait was that all?

Indonesia: theres no other reason like

Indonesia: "stay brunei i love u too much to let u go"

Myanmar: brunei will probably stay becuz he doesn't want to see his girlfriend cry

Philippines: you guys.....

Cambodia: srsly

Malaysia: shiiip

Thailand: wait

Vietnam: he's been typing for minutes now

Thailand: i forgot what i was thinking

Laos: Brunei didn't tell us what he wanted to be yet

Brunei: ur still on that?

Singapore: It's childish but we've all done it and so should you.

Malaysia: nah u got urs chosen for y

Singapore: You didn't even pick one

Brunei: i haven't decided yet

Brunei: a doctor probably

Indonesia: SO HE CAN BE WITH PHILIPPINES

Indonesia: I CAN SEE IT NOW

Philippines: omg stop

Brunei: please stop

Indonesia: NEVER

Malaysia: what's for dinner btw?

Indonesia: crap I forgot

Malaysia: ....

Malaysia: so ur just gonna let me starve to death

Malaysia: shut up Singa

Singapore: I didn't even do anything.

Malaysia: just shut up

Indonesia: AHHH I FORGOT I'M SUCH A TERRIBLE SISTER GOTTA GO BYE OMG

Malaysia: you my friends are very welcome