Malaysia: y'all better listen up it's a fuqin emergency
Singapore: What the hell are you doing awake at 3 am?!
Malaysia: what da hell are YOU doin awake at 3 am huh?!
Singapore: We're not doing this right now
Malaysia: lol ok jk (still wonderin tho)
Malaysia: (r u lookin at pics of me)
Malaysia: (i bet u r)
Malaysia: (so cute)
Singapore: ....
Singapore: Phil?
Malaysia: who dat?
Singapore: Give Malaysia her phone back
Malaysia: who?
Malaysia: lol jk fine
Malaysia: dafuq piri
Philippines: sorry
Philippines: i was bored
Philippines: but in my defense
Myanmar: mothers and fuckers of the jury
Philippines: it was just there
Philippines: eyeing me
Philippines: tempting me
Malaysia: shit defense go to jail
Singapore: Alright, who else is awake at 3 am? State your excuses
Myanmar: cam dared me to stay awake for 1 week
Myanmar: imma be richer later at 12
Cambodia: pls go to sleep its bad for ur health
Myanmar: hypocrite
Myanmar: what r u doin up
Cambodia: smthn important
Cambodia: its called paperwork and u should do urs
Myanmar: i'd rather do smthn else if u know what i mean ;)
Laos: pls stop u need to preserve ur remaining brain cells
Laos: also i was doing actual paperwork unlike cam who's just watching drama
Myanmar: eXPOSED
Cambodia: no im not
Laos sent a picture
Cambodia: ok fine but that's bc i finished mine hours ago
Singapore: Anyone else?
Vietnam: ur stupid messages woke me up
Thailand: toto is staying awake
Brunei: malaysia woke me up and said it was an emergency
Malaysia: o ye dat
Singapore: so it was an actual emergency
Malaysia: yes
Malaysia: piri explain
Philippines: can't
Philippines: too tired
Malaysia: u lazy little shit
Malaysia: alright here goes
Philippines: [pause for dramatic effects]
Malaysia: Indonesia is not with us anymore
Brunei: what how
Malaysia: she's gone crazy
Brunei: oh
Singapore: Is that all?
Cambodia: that's normal why is it different
Malaysia: well one of her human friends got married and she was invited
Malaysia: and then she came over crying
Malaysia: she said she wanted to get married
Malaysia: i mean it was funny at first
Malaysia: then she pulled out all these bridal magazines
Philippines: im still deciding who the husband should be
Philippines: netherlands or australia?
Singapore: She's not getting married
Thailand: or she could become one with me
Vietnam: don't
Malaysia: that's what i tried to tell her
Malaysia: she bought a huge wedding cake
Malaysia: and then fell asleep
Malaysia: we're eating it rite now (me, piri, and i invited bruni)
Malaysia: join us
Myanmar: im coming over
Laos: me too
Cambodia: save some for me, the next episode is starting
Philippines: can't
Philippines: u ain't here, u no eat
Cambodia: fine ill join u
Cambodia: myan pick me up
Myanmar: great, it's a date!
Cambodia: shut up
Thailand: ill come over if toto can eat
Malaysia: ye sure
Vietnam: i need to sleep
Philippines: ok we'll save some 4 u
Cambodia: what
Cambodia: why
Philippines: bc i love ate viet
Laos: myanmar's here and he's laughing his ass off
Brunei: singa?
Singapore: Alright, fine
Malaysia: btw what are u doing awake anyway?
Singapore: I'm not telling you
Philippines: Tell us
Singapore: I'm on my way and I can't chat, bye
Malaysia: boooo
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An update? An update!
Why the long wait? Well, I was actually planning on never updating but then I saw all the comments and thought 'Hey, it's summer I have no inspiration to write serious fics, no plan in life why tf not?'
Thank you all for the lovely comments. I can say a lot more but I don't want the a/n to be longer than the actual fic. Truth be told, I hate A/Ns but oh well
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FanfictionSingapore starts a new chatroom with the rest of the Asean for political reasons. Then everyone else decided to throw the politics out the window.
