Damn Singa u lovable idiot

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH Y'ALL!!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
...I say on the last week of pride month...

SingaMalay pt 2

-ASEAN-

Brunei: hello everyone

Myanmar: who are u?

Cambodia: don't u remember mar?

Myanmar: not really

Cambodia: me neither

Brunei: -_-

Laos: stop it you asses

Brunei: thank you Laos

Thailand: hey brunei~

Thailand: have you finally made your decision?

Brunei: yes

Brunei: my answer is absolutely not

Vietnam: what is it about thai?

Thailand: ana~

Thailand: I just asked him if he wants to become one with me

Vietnam: ...

Thailand: pls don't hurt me

Vietnam: I'm considering it

Malaysia: do it Viet

Indonesia: lesser beings

Indonesia: has any of u seen Singa?

Indonesia: boss said i need to talk to him about business shit

Myanmar: nope

Cambodia: no

Laos: I haven't

Vietnam: neither did I

Thailand: he's probably dying

Philippines: don't say that

Philippines: also i didn't see him

Malaysia: last time i saw him was last week's Asian meeting

Indonesia: shudder

Vietnam: ah yes

Vietnam: the one where China broke his miserable back

Philippines: he breaks his back every meeting tho

Philippines: the fireworks on the other hand

Myanmar: that was awesome

Cambodia: it wasn't

Laos: it was chaotic

Thailand: like every meeting

Brunei: now I remember!

Laos: about the meeting?

Myanmar: well i don't remember u

Cambodia: shush mar

Myanmar: hypocrite

Brunei: no no

Brunei: I was going to talk to you guys about Singa

Indonesia: where is he?

Brunei: dying

Malaysia: WHAT

Indonesia: fr?

Brunei: just kidding

Malaysia: lil shit

Brunei: he passed out from working himself too hard

Cambodia: what?!

Myanmar: can i just say that i knew that this would happen

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