Brunei is a precious boi as usual

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1st request  y'all

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1st request  y'all

--Brunei and Philippines--

Brunei: guess what?

Philippines: u have dirt on malaysia?

Brunei: no

Philippines: well u told me to guess

Philippines: im not psychic

Philippines: just tell me

Brunei: ok

Brunei: you know that rule where countries cannot have serious relationships with humans?

Philippines: omg did you break that rule?

Brunei: what

Brunei: no

Philippines: then what??

Philippines: wait lemme guess this time

Philippines: u met someone?

Brunei: yes

Philippines: omg

Brunei: i know

Philippines: what's her name?

Brunei: actually

Brunei: he's a he

Philippines: omg

Brunei: and he didn't really give me his name

Brunei: just a number

Brunei: and i plan on calling him since i don't really have anything to do

Philippines: cute?

Brunei: yes

Philippines: tell me everything

--MaPhilIndo--

Philippines changed the group name to PhilMaIndo

Philippines: ANNOUNCEMENT

Philippines: bruni met someone

Indonesia changed the group name to IndoMaPhil

Indonesia: what's her name?

Philippines: actually he's a he

Malaysia: obviously bruni is a guy

Malaysia changed the group name MaPhilIndo

Malaysia: and the group name stays that way

Philippines: no i meant brun met someone and that someone is a he

Malaysia: what?

Indonesia: omg

Malaysia: i thought he was religious?

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