Capital Letters ─ Chris Evans

024

chapter ➝ twenty four
type ➝ imessage
❝ spoiler man ❞

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WITTY SOLDIER
alli wants to make sure
you ask francine to come
to the baby shower, so
you both will come right?

CRAYTAIN AMERICA
definitely! we won't miss
it for the world

WITTY SOLDIER
good. that's all adiÓS

CRAYTAIN AMERICA
wait seb! i have to tell
you something

WITTY SOLDIER
oh no what did you do

CRAYTAIN AMERICA
why do you always assume
i've done something wrong

WITTY SOLDIER
well do you?

CRAYTAIN AMERICA
of course no!

WITTY SOLDIER
then chill crybaby 🙄

CRAYTAIN AMERICAN

WITTY SOLDIER
wE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO
USE EACH OTHER'S MEMES
THAT'S THE ULTIMATE RULE

WITTY SOLDIER
I'M SO DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU CHRISTOPHER

CRAYTAIN AMERICA
this is not kissing booth
there are no rules in our
friendship, weiner 😜

WITTY SOLDIER
bitch

CRAYTAIN AMERICA
okay we're off topic

WITTY SOLDIER
tell someone who cares

CRAYTAIN AMERICA
i kissed francine

WITTY SOLDIER
good for you

WITTY SOLDIER
wait

WITTY SOLDIER
oh wAIT

WITTY SOLDIER
hOE THE FUCJ
WHATTHE FUCKX
ARE YOU SERIOUS

CRAYTAIN AMERICA
dead serious

WITTY SOLDIER
jesus i think my left ear is
permanently damaged

CRAYTAIN AMERICA
what why

WITTY SOLDIER
nia is behind me, looking at
our whole conversation and
screaming like a damn banshee
once she saw your last message

WITTY SOLDIER
nEVER MIND THAT
OUR CHRISSY IS NO
LONGER SINGLE NOW
YES YES YES

CRAYTAIN AMERICA
uh but we're not dating???

WITTY SOLDIER
not yet 😏

CRAYTAIN AMERICA
okay um that emoji is creepy

WITTY SOLDIER
brb i'm gonna announce everyone

CRAYTAIN AMERICA
wAIT NO DON'T THEY ALL
ARE TERRIBLE AT KEEPING
SECRETS

WITTY SOLDIER
so are you, idiot

WITTY SOLDIER
i bet francine told you
to shut up about this

CRAYTAIN AMERICA
oh my god shit shit shit

WITTY SOLDIER

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