The year started out weird, but things really took a turn for the bizarre when we discovered the Buzzfeed quizzes were coming true.
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Leela Pendurthi is dog-paddling toward adulthood.
Armed with a useless BS in astrophysics and a pretty decent...
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"Abby," I choked, "I think you typed this wrong." "Nuh-uh," she said, "I double-checked." "Look," I tossed my phone at her, "I don't think you double-checked." Abby's eyebrows jolted up. She looked rattled. I don't think I had ever seen her so rattled. "Did you read the text below the result?" She turned the phone toward me. "I didn't write that."
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"How did.."
Abby sucked in her cheeks. "I really thought that would work, Lee."
I didn't say anything. I couldn't say anything. I supposed I felt like how an innocent man condemned might feel. Like I was facing down a 90-year prison sentence and there wasn't a thing I could do about it.
"So, like," Abby finally said, "do you think, like, crystals would help? A white sage stick?"
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A/N: If you'd like to take the quiz for yourself, you can find it here:https://www.buzzfeed.com/leelapendurthi. I'd keep my eye on Leela's Buzzfeed profile. I might start posting additional content there. LMK if you like the idea of that.
