The Pen-Pal Project (Larry Stylinson + Niam Horayne)

-Harry-

-Harry-

I woke up smiling because today was the day we were going to Manchester to look at the house we’d be living in as we went to university.

“Harry wake up” mum called out “Liam is here and I think Zayns hiding behind him” She giggled walking away.

I got up and stretched pulling on a white t-shirt and some jeans that I had to lay on my bed to do up. I walked down the stairs to see Liam and Zayn sat at the kitchen table, mum sat opposite them. Zayns gaze was fixed firmly on the table and Liam was having a conversation about school.

I poured myself a coffee with the still hot water from the kettle and sat next to my mum. Zayn jumped in the chair and smacked his knee on the table, pulling his legs underneath him

“She just ran her hand on my leg” He mouthed at me, I rolled my eyes

“Mum seriously stop scaring Zayn” I sighed and she giggled

“Oh come on, it’s so much fun” She smiled and Zayn moved closer to Liam who laughed loudly

“Right, come on lets go to the house, we’re picking the others up form the train station in Manchester” Liam smiled, I downed my coffee and stood up kissing mum on the cheek

“Do you want a kiss too Zayn?” She asked, Zayn ran out of the room and the car door slammed in the distance.

“I’ll take that as a no” Liam grinned

“Tell him I’m heart broken” She winked ruffling my hair as we walked out of the house, I waved at her before getting into the car.

“Your mum is so weird” Zayn shuddered “Infact, so are your parents Liam. This world is so screwed up I swear, stalkers, kidnapping. It’s like we’re in a film” He frowned

“or book” Liam laughed

“The writer would be bonkers to come up with something so weird” Zayn shook his head

“A real melon” I nodded backing the car from the drive way

“A what?” Liam asked

“A melon, me and Lou are… it’s a clumsy weird person” I explained

“Oh…okay” Liam said patting my back slowly, I pouted as we started to drive

“Hows your bum, still uncomfortable” Zayn snorted, I felt my cheeks flush red

“Zayn god, why?” Liam asked

“My bum is fine” I told them

“Is it weird, having something stuck up somewhere where you-“

“Stop” Liam warned him

“Well you and Niall will want to do it some time, don’t you want some tips?” Zayn laughed as Liams face paled

“I.. well.. um.. is it weird?” Liam asked me curiously earning a cheer from Zayn, I kind of wanted to fall into the gap in the chair and live in there forever.

“It um… it feels nice after the initial… um this is awkward can we not” I said and Zayn groaned

“Come one mate, we were here when you wet yourself in class, when you started your period and we’ll be here until you die” Zayn said “We know all the goary details of everything, so tell us about yours and Louis’ sexual tendencies. Did he make you wear a dress, did you make him wear cat ears? Is his cock bent?”

“I thought we were going to forget about that whole class incident” I asked looking at him through my mirror

“Oops?” He smirked

“So… his cock is bent?” Liam asked smirking

“What no!” I said “the cat ears is a good idea” I grinned

We arrived at the train station a few minutes later and I grinned as Niall ran over a pink umbrella protecting his hair from the rain. Perrie walked over, her hair pink and we all stared at her

“What?” She asked

“You’ve got pink-“

“Yeah, I was trying to clean Grans false teeth and I had an accident and I got some stuff in my hair and it died a lot of it pink and I thought it looked cool, so I did the rest of it. It hasn’t fallen out yet so I’m hopeful that it’s okay”

“It looks good” Zayn grinned kissing her. She smiled at him.

“Where’s Lou?” I asked

“Toilet” Perrie smiled

“Harry wore a dress when they had sex” Liam suddenly blurted out

“Pardon?” I asked as the others laughed, “I did not!”

“How come you didn’t deny it earlier then?” Zayn questioned, I felt my cheeks get redder

“I didn’t wear a dress” I whined as the door opened and Louis squeezed in looking around at them all

“Did I miss something?” He asked and everyone burst into laughter, I sunk down in the seat as Louis looked at me confused

“And his cock is definitely not bent?” Zayn asked, I threw a water bottle at him

“Wha?” Louis asked confused but I shook my head and started the car. Louis leaned across Niall and Perrie to kiss my cheek, I smiled and turned around to kiss his lips

"Missed you" I smiled

"Missed you too" He sighed kissing me again before throwing himself back on Nialls lap as I turned back to the road as the four in the back tried to get comfy.

Aren’t I awful… it’s been so so so long and I’m sorry.

There will be no sex scene because it’s a little awkward and I don’t think that kinda thing fits in with the story…

I was at work yesterday and my boss walked into the door and swore and I said under my breath ‘Melon’ and he turned to look at me and said ‘I’m insulted, I am no melon everyone knows I’m a turnip’ and I was stood there like O.O thinking he’d read this story and he was like ‘What?’ and I was like ‘Turnip?’ and he was like ‘It’s a vegetable’ and walked out and I’m still not sure if he’s read my story and I’m worried.

One of my friends (A guy called Liam) he was talking to me on skype and was playing around with Bubbles from a bubble bath (don’t know why) and he was just like talking about his beard being Eleanor… and I was sat there like ‘you like one direction?’ and he was like ‘um… yeah’ and sat staring an then said ‘you like Larry?’ and he was like ‘I ship them harder than they fuck’ and I sat there in shock… how didn’t I know this?

I LOVE LIAM!!

Anyways

WTC: Gooey Drunk Brisket Eat Dried Mushrooms

Okay I think that is all

Hip hop and away I plop.

Speak in an Irish accent for the rest of the day…

Curly :)