𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 ; the boyz ✓

⁷⁴: bad idea

funniest fries

2 members are active

hyunjae
okay now that it is 5 am and no one is online

hyunjae
lets create our plan

juyeon
oh god

hyunjae
whats wrong?

juyeon
im so sure this will be a bad idea 😌👍🏻

hyunjae
do we look like we had any good ideas to begin with? ::::::::)

juyeon
nah we r schtewpid 🤔

hyunjae
okay then what exactly is our goal

juyeon
i want eric to tell me how he feels about me bc i am confused as FØÖČĶ

hyunjae
i want sangyeon.

hyunjae
okay so let me think

juyeon
HYUNJAE WE BOTH KNOW NEITHER OF US CAN THINK

hyunjae
THIS IS WHY WE WILL FAIL THIS AWFUL IDEA LMAOOO

hyunjae
okidokies, so the best way for you to reach your goal would be to create a situation that leads to eric overthinking and then hes gonna be all distant and then youll go like "ayo wazz wrong bby? ;)" and hes gonna be like "nothing, leave me alone >:(" and then u can go ahead and kiss him to cheer him up and then he will get mad and curse at you and cry and then you ask him "wot" and he will tell u how he feels and how much of an asshole you are for making him jealous an-

juyeon
HYUNJAE WHAT THE FUCK

hyunjae
WHATS WRONG

juyeon
BITCH YOU WROTE AN ENTIRE ESSAY

hyunjae
ITS SO SMART, RIGHT?

juyeon
Y E S ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?

juyeon
BUT HOW DO WE MAKE HIM JEALOUS

hyunjae
okay so we are gonna stalk his schedule, okay? okay! then we will pop up okay, always when hes around and can see us, okay?

juyeon
YOU GAVE ME A MIGRAINE

hyunjae
OKAY?

juyeon
I GOT IT

hyunjae
NOW YOU TELL ME HOW I CAN MAKE SANGYEON JEALOUS

juyeon
YOU CANT

hyunjae
??????

juyeon
I BET HE HAS MAD BITCHES ALREADY

hyunjae
DUDE...

juyeon
IM JUST BEING HONEST

hyunjae
fuck you im leaving 🚫

juyeon
WAIT BUT I HAVE AN IDEA

hyunjae
TELL ME...

juyeon
MEET HIM AND MAKE HIM HORNY

hyunjae
*CURRENTLY SPITTING OUT WATER*

hyunjae
WHAT

juyeon
YOU HEARD ME. 😌😏

juyeon
I PROMISE IF YOU GET HIM A BIT TURNED ON YOU CAN GIVE HIM THE GLUCK GLUCK 9000

hyunjae
NOW TELL ME HOW I CAN MEET HIM *AND* HAVE DIRTY STUFF GOING ON

juyeon
YOU LITERALLY TOLD ME YOUD DO IT IN PUBLIC PLACES?!??!?!?!?!?

hyunjae
THATS DIFFERENT THO

juyeon
IN WHAT WAY IS IT DIFFERENT IDIOT

hyunjae
I AM ALONE?

juyeon
WHATEVER

juyeon
JUST ACT REALLY FLIRTY AND 📯-Y AROUND HIM AND HE WILL GO FULL ON DADDY MODE BET

hyunjae
YEAH WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD MEET HIM FIRST

juyeon
I BET YOU CAN SOMEHOW

hyunjae
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN THE MEANTIME???

juyeon
NUMBER BEFORE 7TING

hyunjae
LMAOOO TELL ME HOW

hyunjae
LAST TIME WE MESSAGED I TOLD HIM I GET OFF TO HIS PICTURES AND ALL HE DID WAS ASK ME IF I HAVE A RIDE BYEEE 😭

juyeon
BITCH HE MEANT TO ASK IF YOU WANNA RIDE HIS DICK

hyunjae
STFU LMAO

juyeon
B E T ?!

hyunjae
PLS

juyeon
JUST CONTINUE FLIRTING

juyeon
I MEAN HE EVEN OFFERED YOU A RIDE

hyunjae
WAIT HE DID?

juyeon
ARE YOU DUMB?

hyunjae
NAH JUST A BIT SLOW

hyunjae
to my defense i was drunk

juyeon
OH MY GOD

juyeon
PRETEND YOU ARE DRUNK AND LET HIM OFFER YOU A RIDE AGAIN

juyeon
THEN BEFORE HE ARRIVES CHUG DOWN A WHOLE BOTTLE OF VODKA

hyunjae
DUDE OUR MINDS >>>

juyeon
*<<<

hyunjae
ok asshole

juyeon
ill try to figure out erics schedule, okay?? ill text you later

hyunjae
omg this is so exciting

juyeon
omg this is such a bad idea

hyunjae
why?

juyeon
IM GONNA HURT ERICS FEELINGS BITCH THATS WHY

juyeon
WHAT IF I RUIN THINGS BETWEEN US BECAUSE HE THINKS IM ALL OVER YOU

hyunjae
HE KNOWS IM ALL OVER SANGYEON THOUGH?

juyeon
HE KNOWS IM A DENSE FUCKER THOUGH?

hyunjae
FAIR

hyunjae
LETS TRY...

juyeon
YUP

juyeon
BOTH OF US

hyunjae
THIS CANT GO WRONG!!!

🌺

stan astro

i have nothing to say today uhh thanks for all the new readers!! <33 bless ur cute little hearts and let me kiss u on ur head? pls?

qotd!

let me ask a question so this bitch isnt as dry as the sahara dessert

what do you expect from this story in the future?

are there any aspects you would like me to strengthen?
(for example do you want to see more crack, more soft sides, maybe some memes like reaction pictures, do you have any arc ideas i should put into this story, ANYTHING really lmao)

let me end this by saying sangyeon invaded my biast list. as he should!