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⁸³: fanfictions

funniest fries

12 members are active

hyunjae
your hands look like the perfect necklace

daddy
this is hell

kevin
let me rescue you! 😜

daddy
thanks

kevin
hey hyunjae i found your wattpad 😳

hyunjae
YOU FOUND MY WHAT

sunwoo
pad

chanhee
now that was just dry and pathetic

sunwoo
sorry

kevin
seriously though, y/n fanfics? you could do better

hyunjae
...

eric
thats actually embarrassing

juyeon
LMAO

jacob
😂

hyunjae
if im going down, we are going down together.

hyunjae
HAKNYEON DOES TOO

haknyeon
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

changmin
o.ö

younghoon
are we surprised?

hwall
no, not really

hyunjae
i write y/n stories, he writes y/n S M U T

haknyeon
OKAY BUT WHY

hyunjae
yOu lEfT yOuR pHoNe oN tHe tAbLe

haknyeon
DONT SNOOP AROUND MY WATTPAD LIKE THAT?!?!??!

hyunjae
DONT SNOOP AROUND MY INSTA DMS LIKE THAT?!?!??!

kevin
insta dms?

daddy
long story

hyunjae
NEXT TIME I CATCH YOU ILL REVEAL YOUR USER

daddy
reveal sounds like a cool name

sunwoo
sangyeon we are TIRED

hwall
we get it, youre hot and all but tone your brain down

hwall
(im just kidding, im actually quite scared of you ♡)

sunwoo
(im not)

kevin
well, if someone buys me a sandwich ill reveal hyunjaes @ 😌

changmin
as a person who loves wattpad, sure :D

hyunjae
well, time to change my username

kevin
bold of you to assume i dont follow you already

hyunjae
beyohncena?

kevin
gotta bLAST-

younghoon
can we make requests

haknyeon
pay me and ill do it <3

hyunjae
wait, ill do it too <33

juyeon
he really doesnt wanna miss out on his bbangnyukyu content

hyunjae
lmao true

younghoon
youre just jealous because people actually like me

🌺

(btw i respect every writer here! no matter what types of fanfics you write, i admire you and your passion for writing. im simply making fun of the stereotypes that come with those types of stories and i do not mean to disrespect anyone who writes or genuinely enjoys reading them! ♡)

about the last qotd, why are all of you indecisive pieces of sHI-

im just kidding omg but yall making me use all the math topics from grade 7, thinking about what mfing shape represents relationships between 12 people

i still love you guys <33

oh and i also started rereading my own book! :D i dont remember a single thing ive written, its like a literal dead braincell dump for me but oh well

!!!ALSO FIREWORK SOTY!!!