Slytherin Preferences

35. Dirty Pick Up Lines

Draco Malfoy:
"I lost my virginity. Can I have yours."

You roll your eyes at him. "I already lost my virginity Malfoy."

Adrian Pucey:
"Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I'll be the 9."

You laugh at him. "I'm too tired from last night Adrian." You said and he grins mischievously.

Marcus Flint:
"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head."

You blushed redder than a Weasley's hair. "You have no chances." You said and he pouts.

Evan Rosier:
"Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my dick."

You smirk at him. "Let's go to my dorm." You say and he smirks then you both walk to your dorm.

Regulus Black:
"Are you the lottery lady on TV? Because I'm picturing you holding my balls."

You grin. "I wouldn't be holding your balls. I'll be holding your dick." He blushes and you laugh at him.

Abraxas Malfoy:
"What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

You smile mischievously. "Who said I was a nice girl." You say and his smirk drops.

Tom Riddle:
"Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me."

You wink at him. "Ok then love, let me ride you." He smirks and you both walk to his dorm.