Evanescent

Trains

I am at home laying in bed when I hear the door slam, I get out and look in the doorway as Izzie storms into Georges room. I look confused. I hear shouting coming to from Meredith, and then she also walks into Georges room. I feel left out so I walk in the room and join him.

Meredith (loud): Seriously!

(George rolls over)

George: This is a very small bed.

I chuckle staring in the doorway

(George is lying on the bed between Meredith and Izzie)

Meredith: He's a brain surgeon.

Izzie: I look fantastic! I shaved my legs!

Meredith: He's a brain surgeon. How can he be so brainless?

I laugh," Actually, you could be surprised how brainless he is sometimes."

(George sighs)

Izzie: Hello? Seriously!

Meredith: Seriously!

(He pats both of their shoulders) George: Shh. Sleep. (The power goes out)

I say night and go back to sleep in my big bed by myself.

Next morning we are doing rounds

Cristina: Dr. Bailey. Henry Lamott, age 42, is scheduled with Dr. Shepherd for a spinal implant...

Mr. Lamott turns up the volume, there are women laughing and giggling

Cristina: ...to control the pain of his herniated disc. Is allergic to all pain medication ... (Everyone stares at the screen) Is that...?

Mrs. Lamott: p0rn.

Bailey: p0rn? (She looks up at the TV)

Bailey: As in p0rn?!?!

Alex: All right. What are we watching?

I hold in a laugh

Bailey: Karev! Go stand in the hall.

(Alex goes outside)

Bailey (distracted by the TV): Uh, Mr. & Mrs. Lamott, I'm sure you are really nice people, and what you do in the privacy of your own ... Look, we can't have p0rn in here. This is a hospital.

Henry: It's for my pain. My doc says it releases endorphins in the brain and helps keep my pain at a manageable level.

(Interns are amused)

George: Really?

Bailey: George! Hall!

(George walks out strangely)

I cover my mouth to cover my smile

Izzie (amused): What is this?

Mrs. Lamott: Nasty, Naughty Nurses ... um (she looks at the TV) 4.

(Meredith, Izzie and Cristina and I tilt our heads while looking at the screen)

Cristina: That does not look comfortable.

Meredith: Trust me. It's not. (I start laughing uncontrollably while Cristina and Izzie both stare at Meredith)

Bailey: Get in the hall!

(Near the nurse's station)

Bailey: O'Malley, Karev, you're in the pit today. Stevens, there's a cardiac patient waiting up for you on 2. Yang, keep an eye on the Lamott's. Isabelle with Dr.Haydin on the pediatric floor. I don't want any problems. Go.