Somewhat romantic (mikasa x genderneutral reader chatfic)

7.

y/n: imma🤺beat🤺u
Connie: ded meat💀🥩
Jean: why🐎the🐎long🐎face
Mikasa: smack👏my👏ass
Ymir: yarmom
Historia: queen elizzabeth👑
Eren: my💅hand💅
Armin: ACHILD👶
Sasha: potato 🥔
Reiner: mommy milkers💅✨
Berthold: how 2 spell🤔💃
Marco: actually dead💀
Annie: rock🗿

hoes over bros💅💃✨😫✋

300+ messages

Imma🤺beat🤺u
I hate y'all -

ACHILD👶
-  seee! That's what I was saying
- they're always so rude!!!

rock🗿
- those aren't news to us
normal human beings

yarmom
- and people say he's smart...

imma🤺beat🤺u
yeah armin, who's the
real enemy here? -

yarmom
- you

rock🗿
-  i agree

imma🤺beat🤺u
pff -
anyway, I haven't heard
of historia for so long -
how are u @ queen elizzabeth👑 ? -

Queen elizzabeth👑
- oh I'm fine wbu?

imma🤺beat🤺u
I'm great! Thanks for
asking😊😊😊😊 -

my💅hand💅
- fucking liar😐✋✋
- i can hear ur nose
bleed running down of
ur face from here.

ded meat💀🥩
- 🤠

imma🤺beat🤺u
wuttt🤠 -

my💅hand💅
- when I see u hitting on
mikasa ever again, I will
Kick ur ass!!!😘😘😘

imma🤺beat🤺u
In my defense, she was
hitting on me first💅✨ -

actually dead💀
- don't want to break it to
but caring for some1
isnt hitting on them.

imma🤺beat🤺u
And next u gonna tell me
Ur not hitting on jean -

mommy milkers💅✨
- uhhh dramaaa💃💃😉

actually dead💀
- reiner what is wrong with u?!
- connie pls Kick him

imma🤺beat🤺u
YOU DONT EVEN TRY TO
DENY IT😏😏 -

actually dead💀
- I won't waste my time denying something that isn't true💁‍♂️

potato 🥔
- RIP THAT JEAN AYEE💃💃💃💃

ded meat🥩💀
- HES GONNA END IT TONIGHT💃💃💃💃💃