~EddiexReaderxVenom~ 18+ smut warning

Our disgusting thoughts.

You yawn, waking up from your unpleasant dream.
You hear a lot of jingling in the kitchen as well as singing.

"You say either, I say either.." sings a familiar deep voice.

Venom must be making breakfast...which you didn't know he could.
Honestly, it was quite a beautiful song.

"V, keep it down.
We don't wanna wake-"

"Hey guys!"

Eddie's turns you to with a rag in hand.
He's covered in flour and egg stains.
You laugh at the site.

"Y/N!
I thought-
Ah geeze, so sorry about the mess."

"It's fine." You say giggling.

Venom seemingly hasn't noticed you, so you take the chance to grab a nearby rag.
You walk up to Eddie and dappen the cloth with your tongue.
He blushes a bit as you wipe the flour off his face.

"Y/N...you don't have to do that."

"Please, it's the least I can do.
Besides, you look like you needed the help!"

He smiles sweetly at you, chuckling himself.
Venom now notices the two of you and seems to be enjoying himself.

"I like them, Eddie."

"Hmm...I do too.."

"What are you thinking about?
I've seen those looks before!"

"Nothing, but uh-...it may be a wise idea just to go out for breakfast."

You chuckle.

"Alright.
I'll get dressed then!" you say, turning and walking to your room.

They smile and watch as you leave.
Upon entering your room, you find that it's in way better condition than your kitchen.
He had worn the same clothes, so aside from messed up sheets, your room was how you left it.
Thank god.
However...a strange scent was potent on the bed.
After a minute of investigation, you find a stain on your sheets.
It doesn't seem to be much, but there's another next to it.
After closer investigation, in fact, you soon realize that your sheets are practically covered on the stuff.
You don't think about it much and begin to change.

You walk out at moments notice to Eddie standing in your living room.
He seems to be a bit concerned.

"What's up?" You ask.

He turns and looks at you for a minute before turning back to the television.

'Vigilante investigation: Related to Brooklyn Homicide.' It reads.

"Oh...that was you?"

He nods a bit, slowly looking down to the ground.
You guess his plan of leaving today was going to be postponed.

"Hey, you guys can stay here if you want.
At least, until things die down, that is."

"Wha-
Oh no!
We couldn't possibly-"

A familiar black tentacle reaches from his body, grabbing you.
Your swung into the roguish man's arms, pressed up to his body.

"I think Venom agrees." You joke.

Eddie seems flustered which only makes you laugh more.

"But-
Okay, if we do this, you can stay in the bed.
I'll sleep on the couch."

"Oh no, you don't.
You already screwed up my bed sheets so the thing is yours now."

He paused briefly, his face growing even more red.

"H-how about we both sleep in the bed.
Maybe a pillow between us or something?
I'll take the spot with the stains."

You think for a second.

"I'm okay with you just cleaning them, dude.
It looked fucking disgusting."

"However, their will be some rules.
Most of them are for Venom."

V appears out from Eddie's shoulder, agitated.
Sometimes he acted like a spoiled toddler.

"1. No being in the kitchen unless I'm the one cooking." Eddie snickers.

"2. I don't mind you going through some of my clothes to see if they fit.
All I've seen you in lately are those smelly hoodies.
If nothing fits, I'm happy to take you shopping."

"You don't have to."

"It's fine!" You assure him.

"3. Start being more careful when your out.
Not only are things unsafe for you two right now, but if anyone finds out I let a couple of serial killers live with me...
Well, goodbye to my scholarship, job, and any chance of being hired again!"

"Fair enough."

"Alright.
Now go through my closet and change so we can go eat!"

He tries to argue with you but he quickly realizes that it's no use.
Your far too stubborn for that.
You decide to head to the kitchen and begin cleaning it.
Normally, you would've made them do it, but for whatever reason...you were feeling rather gracious.

Eddie POV:

"Who needs this much clothing?"

"They probably don't have time to clean, Eddie."

"Fair enough.
Even so, we gotta find some way to help out.
Maybe keep the place clean?"

"Eddie."

"I want them, Eddie."

"God damnit, quit being so horny.
Why are you even like this?
...and why does it feel so freaking hot in here?"

He pauses, recalling the last time those two things were one.

"Venom...we aren't...it isn't our 'time' again, right?"

"I've told you before.
It's a natural process for my species."

"No offense but I ain't sure if I can handle that again."

"None taken.
You do know you brought it on yourself though."

"What?!"

"If you would have an actual relationship with another human from time to ti-..."

"Venom, no.
I know what you're thinking."

"It's them or you, Eddie.
After all, you were just thinking about something to...'help them out'~"

"Not like that!
'Sides...I don't really think they see me as anything.
Hell, who would even do it with an alien??"

Venom is silent, reminiscing about what he had done to you only the night before.
He chuckles devilishly as he recalls your moans.
Your body quivering from his touch.
He licked his lips, the thought of you and Eddie pleasing his perverted mind.
He seems to have forgotten Eddie can see what he sees.

"Oh my-
You DAMN PARASITE!
I get it, your horny, but...Jesus Christ-!" He exclaims.

"Don't be like that, Eddie.
Something tells me they won't even mind a three-way."

"Your fucking disgusting..."

"They aren't just MY thoughts, Eddie.
Their ours~"