!!Mafia Au!! Couple Banters

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Yumeko

-everyone that was astonished

- a top killer who worked for the mafia dare they say is the secretly most powerful one dispite not being a branch member herself is acting like an obedient tiger listening to a bunny's threat

- why is this girl threatening their boss? Well...the story goes along,Yumeko jabami forgets to take out the trash.

- and they miss trash collecting day until next week which will be different.

- anyway those who saw that scene now see you in a different light
I mean come on to make THE Yumeko bow her head and KNEEL while saying sorry every minute just because she forget to take out the trash?!

Crazy.
Infsct it's a miracle they even brought a lottery,one of them did win but its a ticket to a brothel

Their happy either way
So now you have loyal followers that worship you.
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Runa

- oh ho someone gonna get pew pewed in the head

- but nope she stand there looking down like a child being scolded by their parents

And honestly the reason is also childish

It's because she brought more games when there's tons already!

"but -"

"no buts,you're going to pick and choose exactly 50 games and the rest is out of the house.
We need more spaces!" you said remembering the horrid situation of runa's game set everywhere

Runa stared at you her eyes showing something

Ah she's dead the gangs thought

But Runa only whined hugging you
You didn't budge ofcourse and then the next day the gang have to help their boss throw away some games of hers

But they did get occasional death glare
And warning
"that's your boss favorites don't you dare touch it" you said

In the end only 150 remains
And then you opened the shared computer
"Runa..."you said in a dark tone

The undermen already know what's gonna happen so they tried to leave only to have Runa gave them the glare

Boss why are you making us suffer like this T^T we'd rather go fight in a gang war then face the miss's wrath!
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Ikishima

"Ikishima midori" you said glaring at her

She was kneeling her head down hands on her thigh while the rest of her followers kowtowed down

"do you know what you did wrong?" you asked in a calm voice

"yes ma am I shouldn't have get a tattoo saying 'my beloved y/n' on my pelvis ma am" she said in a serious tone

"you WHAT?!" you said surprised
She stared at you in disbelief "oh" she said

Welp safe to say the undermen of Ikishima will now remind their boss to be more careful with her choices

And they also learned that if that crazy maniacal bitch can be controlled by someone that looked like a puppy barking when she's mad then,they too can one day go to heaven.
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Kikari

She almost touch a burning pot with her bare hands which out of habits you swatted

Once you realised who you're scolding your eyes went wide as the rest of her members cower

Ah ill pray for you to go to heaven they thought but Kikari just smiled ceressing your cheek

"I like it when you cared" she said

no one have to die but the imagine of their boss smiling genuinely and not one that contain insanity is enough for them to think the world is ending

And its time to repent
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Ririka

you told her to stop trying to buy you a country so you can have the title princess but she refused

Her words and I quote "is this one not big enough?!" she asked her members who is inclined to answer

"ofcourse not Ms y/n deserve more!" they encouraged her

And well...everytime you sat her down to talk to her about it she'd have her member suddenly surrounds a round table telling them their suggestions sucked and that you don't like it and that if they fail to find what you like she'd have their heads

Anyway you now own 2 private island and shit tons of jewelry

Anyway not just her apparently the whole mafia is obsessed mf's
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Mary

I'll be signing my death will they all thought

The sight of their big boss trying her hardest to make it up to their miss is a sight to see

But they didn't expect to be dressed up as  a bunny and in pretty pink dress
It doesn't suit them but oh well

"Mary..." you said in a dark tone
"are you abusing your workers again?" you said glancing at the pink glittery abomination to your right

"wha- no!" she said "you guys can go!" she said quickly

"see I didn't I've been good!" she said hugging you

Well how long can you even stay mad at her cute face anyway?

"but poor Mr kishimoto" you said giving him the teary eyed looked

Mary glared at the pink frilzzed dressed mafia member
"but what about me?poor Mary didn't get her daily kiss!" she said

You smiled
God I can't even stay mad!
You thought but it's not that bad

"kishimoto you can leave now" she said,smiling at you.

Kishimoto gladly took the chance and thanked the lucky stars that he made it out only wearing pink dress and bunny ears

"uh Mr-...nevermind"a maid said walking away with a terrified look as soon as she saw kishimoto

"is it that bad?" he said.

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