!!Mafia Au!!you Get Cat Called

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by azulayourlocalsimp

Yumeko

- her lackeys will put a noise canceling headphones on you and cover your eyes

- and then she'll proceed to commit late abortion,not in broad daylight ofc

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Runa

- they'll go bankrupt

- and then you'll see it in the news and asked her and she'll put on the
🥺 Face
Saying she's innocent

She's not innocent
Atall
But her face sure looks like it so you believed her
.....

Alright you believed her kind off

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Ikishima

Catcaller :"hey baby girl"

Her : pulls out gun

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Kikari

-I'd be surprised if someone did catcall you

- but what if they did.

- she'll ask you what Catcaller and perverts deserve

- and your answer will be their punishments

- and no she won't accept "I don't know" or "maybe a fine?" or "chop their dicks of-" wait no she'll accept this one.

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Ririka

- you : gets catcalled

- her : starts out catcalling the cat Aller

Catcaller : "hey there beautiful"

Her : "seriously? You can do better then that! Her lackeys starts presenting you like a prize with their hands making the fan motion look at this specimen! She's not just beautifu-"

She'd go on a rant and the Catcaller will get the glare from you because while yes this is cute,you've been standing there for an hour and you need food!

- safe to say they never again did that because IT TOOK HER THREE DAM HOUR to finish her rant on why you're the best
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Mary

- will give them the glare

- and if they don't fuck off will make kishimoto dispose of them,secretly ofc

- and the will proceed to treat you to ice cream after that oh so scary experience

- she just wants ice cream but is much of a tsundere to tell you that.

- just humour her on this one