[Open on a witch with green hair and a staff backflipping onto a cliff. She glares up at a large purple snake.]
Gildersnake: Foolish child! I could swallow you whole! [Hisses.]
Azura: Do not underestimate me, Gildersnake, for I am the Good Witch Azura, warrior of peace! [Poses as wind blows her hair before dropping into a battle stance and holding her staff like a bazooka.] Now eat this, sucka! [Fires off staff.]
Gildersnake: [While being shot.] No! My only weakness: dying! [Collapses.]
[Cuts to a doll of Azura and a green snake being held.]
Luz: And that's the end.
Camila: The end of what?
Luz: My book report. [The snake hisses and bites the doll.] I think I knocked it out of the park.
Lena: I don't think so Luz. We're at the principal's office.
Principal Hal: Your book report is why you're in here.
Lena: Why am I here?
Principal Hal: Your book report Lena is outstanding! When I was a little boy, I loved the supernatural! You may go now Lena.
Lena: Thank you.
[As Lena leaves the office, He gestures to the door, through which we can see two students running by screaming, snakes biting their heads.]
Luz: Oh. That's where the backup snakes were.
Camila: And what were you going to do with this? [Holds up several firecrackers tied together.]
Luz: That was for the Act Three closer.
Camila: Mija, I love your creativity and Lena's admiration for the supernatural, but it's gotten out of hand. Do you remember why you were in the principal's office the last three times?
[Cut to Luz on stage at an audition for Romeo and Juliet, holding a spork.]
Luz: O happy dagger, give me death!
Lena: Luz! Don't do it!
[Luz stabs the spork into her torso before tearing her dress, making several links of sausages fall out. Everyone else on stage screams and runs. Cut to Luz sewing a pigeon head onto a squirrel's body, on a platform labelled "baby griffin".]
Lena: Oh boy! Are you kidding me?
Luz: Now for the final anatomically correct touch, spider breath.
[She opens the model's beak. Many spiders come out, crawling over her and the table. People scream in terror, throwing objects everywhere. Cut to cheerleading tryouts, where a girl does a successful backflip. Every other student applauds.]
Luz: You think that's an impressive trick? [Throws her pom-poms to the side.] Take a look at this. [Turns around to reveal she flipped her eyelids inside out.] Bleep, bloop, bleep!
[Everyone else screams and runs, and it sounds like at least one person is gagging. Cut back to Principal Hal's office.]
Camila: Lena tried to tell you it was a bad idea. We all love that you express yourself, but if you can't learn to separate fantasy from reality, you may need to spend the summer here.
[She holds out a pamphlet for Reality Check Summer Camp. Luz takes it reluctantly.]
Luz: Don't worry, Mom. I won't let you down. [Stands up triumphantly.] No more weirdness!
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The Owl House With OC
FanfictionJoin twin sisters Luz and Lena as they leave with a witch named Eda to Boiling Isles and learn how to become witches themselves.
