EVERY KIND OF WAY || k.kenma

𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦

"3 inches"

unknown number:
hoe tell me where tf u at

Me:
what the guck
i know you did not jist interupter me at the middle of playing mario cart??🤨🤨

unknown number:
wym u know damn well we were supposed to meet up at your parents restaurant uglyass

Me:
U DID NOT JUST CALL ME UGLYASS FYI IM DAMN CUTE Y'KNOW
also im pretty fuckin sure you don't have more than 3 inches my guy🤭🤭

unknown number:
now when did the conversation go from me asking where u r then talking abt my dick size
but like fr where r u

Me:
at my house 🤨🤨 obvi
u stalker

unknown number:
BRO IVE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR HALF AN HOUR N UR NOT EVEN OYW 🧍

Me:
RARE UNKNOWN NUMBER LLLLL🫵💀

unknown number:
what the fuck do u mean unknown number?

Me:
sorry to break it to u homeboy but your so called friend gave u the wrong number 🤭

unknown number:
fuck u why didn't u say it earlier

Me:
i meannn why not u could've been my soulmate 😍😍

unknown number:
there's also a possibility that i could've been a pedophile 😍

Me:
but your not 🤭🤭
...
or are u??😟😟

*this user has blocked you.*

You looked at your phone for a minute straight "goddamn i just got rejected by a guy who has 3 inches for a dick" and held your hand acting like you got shot in your chest