EVERY KIND OF WAY || k.kenma

𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘸𝘰

"Why it look like that"

*unknown number unblocked you*

unknown number:
so u play mario cart ?

Me:
aww you want to get to know me that's so sweet bae 😘👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

unknown number:
fuck off, your making me seem like im desperate for your existence to be w me 🙄

Me:
it's bcz u r babe 🙏🏻

unknown number:
okay atleast do u play minecraft?

Me:
hell yea, i do

unknown number:
k, go to my srvr ill call 🤦

Me:
DAMNNN HOMEBOY CHILL WE JS MET 😘😫 we can take things slow y'know 🤭

unknown number:
key way es pick up the phone or else

Me:
okay then since u asked so nicely

      *Unknown number is calling*

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bold: y/n}
{normal: kenma}

"Hey bae"

"ill let u get killed by a spider if u call me that again"

"Don't get so bitchy 3 inches, u da one that called me in the first place 🙄"

"ugh it's bcz i don't have anyone to play w rn so stfu hop in my server, and stop calling me 3 inches"

*AFTER 3 HOURS*

"YO WHY IT FUCKING LOOK LIKE THAT"

"STOP LURING THE FUCKIGNR ZOMBIES HERE"

"NAH BCZ IT'S NOT REGULAR ZOMBIES"

"ARE U HIGH??? IT'S THE SAME FUCKING ONES"

"STOP SCTEAMING IT'S FUCKING 2 AM"

"U WERE THE FIRST ONE TO SCREAM DUMBASS"

"okay okay fine holy shit why it look like that thoo" i chuckled slightly

"I don't know" kenma said after drinking his water from a spiderman bottle he chuckled too

"wait im going to bed, only here in minecraft though, OH MY GOD U SHOULD PUT YOUR BED BESIDE MINE😱😱!!"

"HELL NO IM NOT DOING THAT IM NOT UR FUCKING DISCORD MASTER WTV U CALL THOSE GUYS W KITTENS"

"but k-k-k-k-kenma" i said with puppy dog eyes trying to annoy him

"for fuck sake" he said as he put his red bed beside mine

I couldn't even say anything in response and i just started laughing so hard that no sound came out of me

"fuck you" kenma said trying to fight his laughter but i know he wanted to

"Holy shit, yo i think we should disconnect and continue tomorrow it's kinda getting late" i said while trying to get rid of my tears from laughing too much

"Mm okay bye bye"

unknown number:
wassup bbg 😜😜😘😘 sleep well i wuv u ig 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 im kai ig im cold ig i don't get bitches ig im fatherless ig 🙄

Y/n:
hey...i know it's a hard time wtv ur going through w/ life but bae don't ever do that again 😜

unknown number:
damn ouch u hurt my feelings bbg 🙏🏻😿😿

y/n:
sorry my kitten but it had to be said😢

unknown number:
NAWWWW HELL NO FUCK U JUST GO TO SLEEP YOU NASTY MF

Y/n:
BEJRJWIWJAJAJAJ damn okay but before that 😣

*Y/n changed unknown number's nickname to 'my bae 😍😍'*

my bae 😍😍:
bro.

y/n:
bbg.

my bae 😍😍:
js go to sleep b4 u do anything else batshit

y/n:
okayy gn bbg luv u 😘😘

my bae 😍😍:
gn

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this kind of a mid chapter tbh😞

but anyways ill go w it cuz im too lazy to edit it 💔

that's all xoxo luv y'all 😘😘