EVERY KIND OF WAY || k.kenma

𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘯

'pretty mfs 🤭🤭'

kurooz:
@ken U SNEAKY MF 🙏🏻

ken:
kuroo stfu he's in the bathroom

kurooz:
DAMN NOW U HAVE HIS PHONE?
i don't even know his password and ive been w/ him my whole life 😞😒😿

naoki:
REAL KUROO SO REAL

ken:
y'all js jelly 😜😜

yakult:
why tf are u guys being cuddly and shi at Instagram like damn gtfo my page 🙏🏻😒

kou:
LMFAOOO

kurooz:
YO KOU WHERE TF WERE U

kou:
BRO IDFK STUPID BITCH FUCKING FORGOT TO WRITE ABT ME
this dumb bitch author forgot me damn

ken:
CAN'T RELATE BITCH 😜😜

naoki:
being single is so great until u realize that ur getting touched starve and lovesick

kurooz:
yo..😟

ken:
hi what happened it's kenma, y/n told me naoki is getting touched starve

naoki:
real tbh can't even deny shi rn😒

natsu:
i want to kms

hinata:
relatable

y/n:
literally everyone in this group is either lovesick or suicidal there's literally no in between and it's scary 😿

(Y/n's pov)

"Wait so which side are u then if there's only two?" kenma asked while looking up at me while he's laying down my lap, "im most definitely not lovesick a little bit  suicidal" i answered him with a joking sassy tone "hmm how come your not love sick? is there someone fulfilling that heart of yours?" he raised his eyebrows and smirked i swear to god if the purple led lights weren't on i would've been so embarrassed cause i can feel my face heating up by his hotness, "if i say yes would u leave me alone with your stupid questions?" i said replying back with a smirk "maybe" "then yes someone is fulfilling the hole in my heart."

"who? i might know who it is y'know"
he smiled, "and why should i tell you?"
"cause, im hot"
"why are u telling fake news"
"c'mon y/n im not playin with u, and i can see your cheeks growing red"
"no it aint you're obviously hallucinating"

"WE SHOULD PUT FACEMASKS Y'KNOW"
"Oh god you're crazy"
"and? u like me like that and ik it ;)"

'balding people 💞💞'

atsu:
i will actually fuckinv kick the asses of all the inlove ppl

suna:
TO BE HOEMST FR LIKE #singlelivesmatter

osamu:
heh can't relate 😜🙏🏻

y/n:
WATI WHST

osamu R U...I-I-I-IN L-LOVE🥶😟🫵

Omi:
yeah didn't y'know? mf's inlove like every month w/ different girls

atsumu:
😂😂

mf ugly asf nd he get pussies lmao 😂

osamu:
i atleast get pussies u get dicks u fucking maneater 😒😒

atsumu:
STFU IT WAS ONE TIME🤦

y/n:
WAIT WHAT
ARE U COMING OUT AS GAY???🤔

atsumu:
naw it's js some guy that was hitting on me when we ate out 😭

osamu:
LMFAO MF ASKED FOR UR NUMBER AND U SAID U WANTED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM FIRST, AND ESCAPED BY THE WINDOW 😭😭

omi:
what if like y'know u could tell him to hmu 😉😉😼

osamu:
LMAO?? WTF

but sure i think he gave me his number for atsumu to call him

nvm he didn't

y/n:
u disappointed samu? 😿😿😞

osamu:
tbh💔

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IM GARGLING I CAN'T BR ATHE 😞😞💔

anyways bye luv y'all xoxo 💓😘