EVERY KIND OF WAY || k.kenma

𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘚𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯

"Last Friday night"

I went downstairs and saw a lot of mess, it was messier than the bedroom, there was a ziploc bag that was probably full of something yesterday, oh well im gonna make myself some coffee, i then heard someone going downstairs, oh no.

it was suna and naoki together, let's just hope they didn't do what i think they did
"Yo good morning" suna said while yawning and walking towards the kitchen island, "what happened last night?" I said while waiting for my hot water, "to be honest i was sober the whole night but i cannot remember anything, i just remember that the three of u yachi, and naoki stumbled on a big rock" suna replied

"WHAT 😭" naoki yelled while she was on the couch, suddenly a familiar voice scared me while i was trying to process everything that had happened last night, "why is there clothes in my pool" i turned to see that it was kenma looking out the window, "woah what the hell" me and naoki said at the same time "please don't tell me we went skinny dipping last night." suna said "no shit captain obvious" osamu suddenly said scaring almost all of us in the room, he was pouring milk on his bowl that was already been used for god knows what

"how did we went home?" i asked "i called a taxi for some of them because they can't fit in my car sooo, and suna was too drunk to even go in his car" kenma replied while hugging me from behind

"wait what i thought i was sober the whole night" the brown haired guy said confused "well the video you tooked on my phone clearly doesn't prove your point" atsumu said while playing the video on his phone, suna acting like he was fucking atsumu from the back and you wouldn't want to know the rest.

"what the actual fuck happened" omi said while going down the stairs, suddenly we heard the doorbell go on, "ill go get it" i said as i head to the main door, "WOO HOOO WHAT'S UP BITCHES"
yachi and hinata suddenly yelled when i opened the door for them.

they went straight ahead to the kitchen but was surprised when they saw the mess, "yo...what the fuck i thought you guys cleaned up last night, when i went out to buy some things the door was locked up" yachi said while fake crying "wait WHAT WE LOCKED U OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT??" naoki said almost laughing "yes and i rang the doorbell for like a thousand times, no one answered and i just called a cab to go home"

"but i remembered that we didn't even went to sleep until like 5-6 am though" kenma said "you better believe him cuz he was the only one that was sober last night" naoki said leaning towards the couch "oh shit um i think i may or may not have gotten the wrong door then, oh well"yachi said "well anyways what brings us here is cause we have some hang over soups and some other things that'll help you" the orange haired guy suddenly said as he put the things he got for us

"Hey y/n i have something to tell you, come" naoki whispered to me and i just nodded in response, we went to the couch while she held my hand "so um is it still illegal if u had sex at your 18th birthday with a 19 year old hottie?" she asked "wait what? don't tell me..." my eyes widen "yes. it is what it looks like" she confirmed "WHAAATTT and no it's not illegal you already turned 18 so, atleast that's how i view it but how do you think your brother will react about this?" I asked her "

i already know so no need to hide, but
don't think ill let your loverboy get away with this" a voice from behind scared us both "Suna, what if I went ahead and shave you balls off right now YOU SON OF A BITCH" he ran up to suna and while the brown haired guy got the hint and ran away from kenma me and naoki just laughed at both of them while the others were confused to what even happened last night.

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