Mouthwash

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Today I will be teaching you how to use mouthwash, as I give you the steps I will be using it as well...

1.pour into mouth until cheeks are completely full,
2. Swish it around your whole face and get squeaky clean,
3. Spit, wait no!
*you hear yelling in the background*
(MOM!!!!!! GET JOE TO COME CLEAN THE MIRROR!!!)
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Sorry if it made no sense, it actually sort of happened to me though, I got a little too much mouth wash and accidentally spit it on the mirror.
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DO NOT USE THE DIRECTIONS YOU JUST READ, FOR THEY ARE INCREDIBLY STUPID!!!!!😄😋

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