So this literally just happened, so I'm riding in the car with my mom and my grumpy sister, and this old lady's driving in front of us. it was a 55 mile speed limit and she was going 40.
Mom: seriously this lady's going so slow that I'm about to run over her.
Me: yeah, I think a snail just passed us.
(About thirty seconds later)
Mom: ooh! She got to 45
Me: *looks at little meter thing that shows your speed* yup, I think we're catching up to that snail now.(We drive into a neighborhood, the speed limit drops to 30)
Mom: she didn't even need to slow down.
Sister: and yet she did anyway
Me: there goes that snail again.Mom: now she's speeding, were going 34
Me:OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!
Sister:*face palm*
Mom:ok, now she's going over the line
(There was a double line in the middle of the road, which if you don't know, means that you can't cross over to the other side of the road)
Mom:ok, I'm about done with this lady.
Sister and me: yyyeeeeaaaaaahhhh...
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