WIFI ; S . ITOSHI

;; TOMATO

WARNING ; MENTIONS
OF THE ZEST LORD HIMSELF

DIRECT MESSAGING ( ✓ )
#000/000/000
5:28AM

Y/N
sae i have a question

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
What do you want this time

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what is a tomato

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
What?

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is it a fruit or
a vegetable

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Well botanically it's a
fruit but nutritionist
consider it a vegetable

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nerd 🤓🤓

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
You literally asked
the question

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notice how that
isn't my problem?

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Bye

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NO I WAS JOKING
IM SORRY

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Notice how that
isn't my problem?

Y/N
okay now that was
just petty 🙁

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Why is it so wrong when I do
it but when you do it it's okay

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well bc i'm
just better

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Ok

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anyway if a tomato is a fruit
doesnt that make it a jam when
it's turned into ketchup

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Well I guess it CAN be a jam
depending on the way you look at it

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btw sae who's the zesty
guy you hang out with

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
I'm not sure what you mean
when your saying "Zesty"

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?? the gay guy you
hang out with

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Who?

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the guy with the
really tall hair and
it's like spikey

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Shidou?

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sure whatever
his name is does he like
have a crush on you??

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
He doesn't i'm not sure
what made you think that

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be so fr rn wdym your
"not sure what made me think that"
he is literally the zest lord

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
What do you mean when you say "Zest"

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GAY I MEAN GAY

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Oh

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wait are you gay??

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
No why would I be gay?

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fr? i thought he was ur bf..

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE
Oh

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holy shit does that
mean i have a chance?

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE
No wtf is wrong with you

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AUTHORS NOTE
not much happened
i'm sorry 🙁
lost my school
competition don't
expect any new chapters
until i've recovered from my
loss 🙁