DIRECT MESSAGING ( ✓ )
#000/000/000
1:27AMY/N
SAE I HAVE AN IDEA
MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
What is it this timeY/N
SO SO SO WHAT IF I
TELL YOU PICKUP
LINES AND YOU RATE THEMMY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
You're probably gonna complain
to me until I rate them so i'll do itY/N
YAYAYAYMY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
What's first?Y/N
if i could rate you i'd give you an 8/10 bc i'm 2 into you
MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Not bad actually 4/10Y/N
that is actually a horrible
score but yeahMY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
It isn't i'm being lenientY/N
i won't be using google anymore
bc when i SAE you the search was overMY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Wow nice pun 1/10
without the pun it
would've been 7/10Y/N
IT WAS FUNNY YOU
HAVE TO ADMIT ITMY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
It wasn'tY/N
i would never play hide
and seek with you bc
someone like you is
impossible to findMY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Hide and seek is boring 2/10Y/N
NO IT ISNT 😢😢🫵MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Whatever just keep goingY/N
are you a keyboard
bc ur my typeMY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
5/10 Not that badY/N
where's my 10 🙁🙁MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Maybe it'll come maybe it won'tY/N
are you honey? bc my love
4 you never expiresMY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
7/10 I didn't know honey
didn't expireY/N
i hate paying attention to numbers
bc the only ones i need are ursMY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
4.2/10 You already have my numberY/N
smh but would i have gotten
ur number with thatMY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Absolutely notY/N
i'm bad at math but i'll give you
the values you deserveMY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
5.6/10 You can do betterY/N
if i had 1$ every for every
time i thought abt you i
would have 1$ bc you
never left my mindMY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
7.4/10 You're getting betterY/N
is ur name google bc
ur everything i've been
searching 4MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
6/10 Not badY/N
no pencil no paper or pen
but you still draw my attention
MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
7.2/10 GoodY/N
35 + 34 is so over used
so can i be ur 35 - 34?MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
6/10 CreativeY/N
i ran out of pickup lines but
can i pick you up at 8?MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
5/10 We live in the same complexY/N
DID I DO GOOD SAE ??MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Yeah you did alrightY/N
YAYAYYAYAY—————————
AUTHORS NOTE
i did this with my
crush and the highest
rating i got was a 5/10
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hi guys this is an update!
i'm currently sick so updates
won't be as frequent!!
thank you for ur understanding ^^
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