The Witch and The Swordsman (The Owl House x Male Reader)

Something Ventured, Someone Framed

[Cut to Gus in the Human Appreciation Society (H. A. S.) to which he is the president of. A new member of the H. A. S, Mattholomule, challenges Gus for the position of president when he turns the society against him with his accusations about Gus' authentic human treasures being a fraud, despite the fact that his own treasures are fake.]

Gus: What if I brought in an expert?

Mattholomule: Yeah, right. Who can you find that's a bigger human expert than any of us?

Gus: How about a real human?

[Everyone whispers to each other.]

Mattholomule: Yeah. Uh-huh. A-And you've never brought your friend here. Why?

Gus: Well, she's busy. She's got a job. But I'll bring her in tomorrow. She'll prove I'm right.

Mattholomule: [Scoffs.] Ah, sure you will, Augustus. Sure you will.

[Cut to the Owl House living room, where Luz and Eda are rummaging through boxes. King and Y/n are laying on the couch and Gus is standing in front of Luz.]

Luz: Gus, I'd love to go to school with you, but I don't know how I can. [Points to Y/n and her banned poster.] Principal Bump banned me and Y/n from Hexside.

Eda: But nothing. Bump did you a favor. There ain't nothing for you at that dweebus factory. [To Gus.] No offense, dweebus.

Gus: It's okay. I come from a long line of dweebuses.

[Luz slams the box she's holding down, making it clatter. She stands and looks at Eda.]

Luz: Well, I would love to go some day. Better than unpacking boxes in the Eda Coven.

Eda: Oh, you think you're clever, huh? [Stands.]

Y/n: [Sighs.] Here we go again.

King: Ooh! Fight, fight, fight!

Eda: Can it, King! First off, it's the "Bad Girl Coven" and second off, I guess you don't want in on the T-shirt order, huh? [She pulls out a piece of paper with a t-shirt drawn on it as rock music plays.]