Adventures in the Elements

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[Open on the Owl House living room. Luz is lying down on Y/n's lap while he is on his phone. She is reading a pamphlet about Hexside, labeled "Hexside Facts and Trivia." It has a picture of Principal Bump on the back along with his quote, "Education is the real magic."]

Luz: King, listen to this!

King: [Laying on Luz's stomach.] Hey! Less read-y, more scratchy!

Luz: [Sits up.] Sorry! Now that I'll be a student at Hexside, I wanna learn all about it! I've got a new crush, and her name is Education!

Y/n: [Smirks.]Her you say.

King: [Bites off a piece of the pamphlet.] Nyah!

Eda: [Kicks the front door open.] Hey, freeloaders! Guess what today is?

Luz: Is it your birthday?

King: Is it my birthday?

Hooty: It's my birthday!

Y/n: ... I'm not even gonna try and ask.

Eda: [Closes front door.] It's human treasure day!

[Eda tosses the Portal Door into the air. It unfolds and opens. Owlbert flies through, dragging a giant sack. The sack tears when he flips it onto the floor, revealing a pile of human "garbage". The door closes.]

Eda: [Hops onto the pile

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Eda: [Hops onto the pile.] Ahh, fresh garbage. 

King: Ooo, gimme, gimme, gimme! [Pulls out a .] Yes! Another worthy addition to my army of terror!

Y/n: Deodorant, toothpaste... A dark brown messenger bag? Weird but seems usable.

Eda: [To Luz, who's still reading.] Yo, kid. Your trash pile's getting cold. While mine's getting hot! [Pulls out a wire clothes hangar.] I have never seen such an extravagant earring.

Luz: You can have my trash. Whoa! Did you know that Hexside was built on the bones of its rival school? One it literally conquered! [Luz shows off the pamphlet, showing a picture of a much younger Principal Bump standing on various rival students, being cheered on by fellow Hexside students. The school burns behind them.]

Eda: [Now wearing two clothing hangars as earrings and looking in a mirror.] Yes, I know all these things, I went there. It was the most harrowing period of my life. [To her reflection.] Oh, hello.

Luz: Can you imagine it! Me, in the halls of Hexside, studying with Willow and Gus and—even Amity! Amity! Oh cramity! We're supposed to meet so I can get my Azura book back! [Grabs Y/n by the arm as he grabs his sword on the way as they run out, Luz slams the door then reopens door.] I love you guys! [Luz slams the door again.]

[Cut to the market.]

Luz: [Running and looking around.] Amity, Amity, Amity, Amity. Gotta find that—oh! [Sees the girl in question, wearing her casual outfit.] There she is. Hey, Amity! Luz and Y/n are finally here!

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