THE GROUPCHAT
likes fajitas??
what do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheepMax
whatlikes fajitas??
a woolly jumper!big ego
that was terriblelikes fajitas??
it's a dad jokebig ego
I can tellhas a gf
I liked it
very goodlikes fajitas?? changed has a gf to George
George
YES
FINALLYbig ego
no
now I am the only one with a bad name
at least I don't have bad jokes thoughlikes fajitas??
it was a good joke
just because you don't understand itbig ego
no i understand it
it is just really badAlex
you tell one thenbig ego
as dad joke or joke joke?likes fajitas??
dad joke ofcbig ego
what do you call a small motherlikes fajitas??
a minimumbig ego
okay then
what's the difference between me and a calendar?likes fajitas??
a calendar has dates
these are terrible
get better onesbig ego
what do you call a fish wearing a bow tielikes fajitas??
Sofishticated
i like that one thoughbig ego
i give upMax
finallybig ego
it was literally 3Max
failed oneslikes fajitas??
they would've been good if i didn't already know thembig ego
thank you
google gave me themAlex
wowGeorge
I love my new namebig ego
i feel left out
can you view my request pleaselikes fajitas??
sure
could take me 2-3 business days to respond howeverbig ego
better than nothingAlex
last time I got told something would take business days I got scammedbig ego
please view it quickerlikes fajitas??
oh dear
how sad
except my calendar is so full
so I guess I can do 2 business daysbig ego
don't scam me
i'll suelikes fajitas??
one business daybig ego
that's good
thank youMax
i've had a normal name from the startlikes fajitas??
because you were normal from the start
sadly you didn't give me a nickname to give youMax
*luckilyAlex
me tooGeorge
I just go it
but so far I have only ever been happier 5 timeslikes fajitas??
so i make it onto the top five?George
yeplikes fajitas??
yepbig ego
what are you guys doing summer breaklikes fajitas??
tf is summer breakbig ego
it's just a break we get from racingMax
where is the comment about how obvious it is??likes fajitas??
up your assMax
right okay thenbig ego
LMAOOOOOOOOO
THAT WAS AMAZINGlikes fajitas??
oh wow thank youAlex
i haven't got anything plannedGeorge
me and Carmen are going away for a bitbig ego
Cecilia?Max
wouldn't you like to knowbig ego
i'm just curiouslikes fajitas??
holiday with my friends
what about you?Alex
omgbig ego
holidayMax
this is amazingGeorge
stop ruining the momentbig ego
where are you going on holidaylikes fajitas??
haven't decided yetAlex
how does that work?likes fajitas??
well we book last minute
my friends family is rich and they have loads of homes so we are deciding which one to go to lolbig ego
that's coollikes fajitas??
i know right!likes fajitas?? changed big ego to Lando
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