get Marcus to watch Gossip Girl ™
Cecilia
so where are we going on holibobsLina
love how you guys attacked me for hitting a bird with my car but Cece calling it holibobs is absolutely fineMark
until we found out it was a seagull*
However two very different situationsTessticales
I personally love the word HolibobsCecilia
did you guys know that shrimps have their heart in their headsQuinn
you have told us a lot of times xTessticales
how do shrimps have sexMark
ew
I don't want to knowCecilia
Mating occurs with the male at a right angle to the female, transferring a spermatophore to a specialized receptacle on the female's abdomen. Six to 20 hours after mating, the female begins to produce a large quantity of eggs, which she carries under her abdomen.Lina
you did not look up how shrimps have sex on googleCecilia
I looked up how they reproduce actuallyTessticales
how formal
thank you for that thoughCecilia
OMG
APPARENTLY DOLPHINS HAVE NAMES FOR EACHOTHER
THAT IS ACTUALLY SO CUTE
I SHOULD'VE BEEN A MARINE BIOLIGISTQuinn
Male dolphins gang rape female dolphinsCecilia
wait what
i have given up my career as marine bioligist
GOOGLE SAYS THAT THEY CAN DO IT FOR WEEKS
I AM ACTUALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW
NOT EVEN JOKING
THOSE POOR DOLPHINSLina
To keep her in line, they make aggressive noises, threatening movements and even smack her around with their tales
what the fuck.Tessticales
damn men are bad in all formsCecilia
Quinn
you good??Mark
snakes can predict earthquakesCecilia
WHAT
OMG
THATS SO AMAZING
SNAKES
OMG
OMGTessticales
good moveMark
smart move*Cecilia
LOOK AT THOSE CUTIE PATOOTIES
Quinn
awww
look at that top hatMark
so cuteCecilia
omg
you can remember that you forgot something but you can't remember what you forgotLina
u do neuroscience
u should know all about thatCecilia
i'm zoned out for most of it
so it is too confusing for me
i am barely passing the classTessticales
i took a gap year for that reasonMark
u are rich so of course you canCecilia
might just unprivate my accounts and become an influencerLina
but then everyone will say you are in it for the fameCecilia
they aren't lying
jk
they are
but I may as well use the fame to my advantage
EEEEE
IM OFFICIALLY BECOMING AN INFLUENCERTessticales
start on holiday
I have already booked our flights to Greece
YOU ARE READING
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