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Title: A ROYAL SURPRISE
Author: Samrielhot8
Grade: 66% D
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Review:
Disclaimer: Direct quotes may be used from the story in question, which do not belong to me. Excerpts are marked with stars. Quotes from my own WIPs do belong to me, so you can mind your own business about those.
Sometimes you can take one glance at a book's cover and description and just know it's not going to be good. And don't come at me with that don't judge a book by its cover garbage, because we all know it's true. You judge books by their first appearance. Everyone does. Otherwise, what would we need graphic designers for? What would be the purpose of writing descriptions at all?
Okay, so... the title is super cringe. I know, I know, I'm one to judge titles. Lost Destinies is pretty bad, yeah. But you have to admit that A Royal Surprise is most certainly worse. A Royal Surprise sounds like one of those "surprise" toys for little girls where you peel off the packaging and then you find out which toy you get, and it's, like, cheap princess dolls from Walmart. It does NOT sound like a book I would bother to pull from a shelf, except maybe to giggle at it. Not to mention it's in all caps for some reason.
