Date with Disaster

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(Artemis is in her regular outfit, but she has an apron over it)

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Alfea Kitchen

Bloom: Oh, I hate doing kitchen duties! I just don't get it.

Musa: What is it that you don't get, Bloom?

Bloom: Why a school for fairies can't use magic to cook dinner?! It doesn't make sense!

Artemis: I mean she's not wrong.

Bloom: All you've got to do is wave the magic wand, snap your fingers, wiggle the nose a couple of times, and voilà! Everything's ready without any effort!

*Chef comes in.*

Sfoglia: However, home-cooked meals taste a lot better and are much healthier!

Bloom: Um... Hi, Mastro Sfoglia.

Sfoglia: How's this side dish coming along?

Musa: We're almost finished, sir.

*Musa hands her potato to the chef and criticizes her work.*

Sfoglia: These potatoes are too small! Take off less skin! And what about the omelets?! Don't forget to flip them, eh?!

Bloom: Oh! Of course!

Sfoglia: Cooking is an art, young lady!

Musa: When I graduate from here, I'll eat out every night.

Sfoglia: Now let's see you flip these omelets. Come on!

*Flora flips her omelet and catches hers. Tecna flips her omelet and catches hers. Artemis flips her omelet and catches hers. Musa flips her omelet, but it takes a little more time for hers to come down, and she barely manages to catch it in time. Bloom tosses her omelet onto the ceiling fan. The girls look at her funny.*

Bloom: Oh! I'm so sorry! I have no idea how it happened!

Sfoglia: Well what are you waiting for?! Somebody turn off the fan!

Flora: Uh... I-I'll do it!

*Flora goes to switch, tries to turn it off but turns it faster*

Musa: Come on down, little omelet! Don't be afraid! Trust me, no one's gonna eat you!

Artemis: Musa, why are you talking to the omelet?

Musa: I don't know.

Sfoglia: I said turn it OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF!!!

*Flora turns off the fan and the omelet splatters on him*

Sfoglia: Grr... I'll have a word with the headmistress about granting you a permanent exemption from kitchen duties! Errgg... you young fairies cause more trouble than help! Now I must clean up before dinnertime, so keep an eye on the roast!

*He irritably leaves the kitchen and Flora checks the oven.*

Flora: Everything's okay here!

*Stella comes in.*

Artemis: Well look who it is, it's Stella.

Stella: Girls! I have some really wild news!

Tecna: We know. You've managed to get out of kitchen duties. Congratulations, Stella.

Stella: Oh, but I have a perfectly valid reason for that, you know! I'm going out tonight! I've got a date! Isn't that exciting?

Artemis: (rolls eyes) Very.

Bloom: Oh, valid reason indeed...

Stella: I've received an invitation! Guess who from?!

Musa: Oh, we're just DYING to know...

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