Avengers Chatroom

I HAVE SOME NEWS

[ natasha blocked from group chat ]
[ bruce blocked from group chat ]

< tony >

YOU GUYS

< steve >

what is it... dude

< Thor >

WHAT IS AMISS, MAN OF IRON?

< clint >

i think you've figured something out about brutasha... huh? :!

< tony >

well there's two things

1. Steve just spoke like he's from the 21st century!

< steve >

yessss! :D

< tony >

second of all...

NAT AND HULK MAN LIKE EACH OTHER

< Thor >

OF COURSE THE MEMBERS OF THE AVENGERS LIKE EACH OTHER

< tony >

no... they have a crush on each other

< Thor >

IS THE HULK GOING TO CRUSH NATASHA?!

< tony >

no... it's a different way to say that they are in love but aren't dating or married.

< Thor >

OH! THE TWO MEMBERS ARE IN LOVE BUT HAVE NO RELATIONSHIP OTHER THAN FRIENDS?

< tony >

exactly, now you understand!

< Thor >

WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY WILL GET MARRIED

< tony >

whoaaa not yet

they have to date first

< Thor >

ARE THERE NO ARRANGED MARRIAGES ON YOUR PLANET?

< tony >

well there is, but i want them to decide if they want to get married or not. that's why we have to get them to date.

< Thor >

I SEE

THEN THEY SHALL DATE

BUT WHO WILL ASK THE OTHER PERSON OF THE CRUSH?

< tony >

normally the boy does it in a relationship on earth, but it is not uncommon for a woman to ask

< Thor >

WELL THEN THE HULK SHOULD ASK NATASHA ROMANOFF TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND

UNLESS SHE WOULD PREFER TO DO THE ASKING

< clint >

well i don't think Bruce is gonna have the balls to ask her out...

< tony >

hahahaha nice one

< clint >

thanks B)

< Thor >

WELL SHOULD WE WAIT, FELLOW AVENGERS

OR SHOULD WE GET THEM TOGETHER OURSELVES

< steve >

i say we wait for them to do their thing

< tony >

exactly

< Thor >

OKAY

I WILL OBEY THE MAN OF IRON

BUT ONLY THIS ONCE

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE TWO OF OUR SUPERHEROES BE HAPPY TOGETHER

< tony >

us too Thor, us too

< steve >

definitely

< clint >

for sure

< Thor >

NOW I SHALL TOAST THE MORE OF THE POPTARTS

< steve >

NOOO!!!!

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A/N lol I was cracking up while writing this XD thank you for reading and be sure to stay tuned for more!