Texting Louis Tomlinson

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CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

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Queen Swagmaster has started a conversation with LouBear, EXTRAORDIHARRY, Neil the Elf, and Lima Bean.

LouBear: Anna..?

LouBear: Why do we all have weird names??

Queen Swagmaster: I changed them

EXTRAORDIHARRY: I, for one, LOVE MINE

Lima Bean: I'm not sure how I feel about mine honestly

Neil the Elf: I, for one, hate mine.

EXTRAORDIHARRY: And why are you the "Queen" ?

Queen Swagmaster: Um, because you're all peasants

Queen Swagmaster: obviously

LouBear: I can't take anyone seriously with these

Neil the Elf: Ugh

Lima Bean: Niall's is the worst

LouBear: Annnaaaaa change them baaaaackkkkkkkk

Queen Swagmaster: Who is this Anna you speak of?

Lima Bean: Oh boy..

LouBear: Um you..

Queen Swagmaster: I've never heard of this Anna person

LouBear: Guys, help me here.

EXTRAORDIHARRY: I love the new names, I'm seriously not complaining.

Lima Bean: That's because yours isn't even that bad!

Queen Swagmaster has changed EXTRAORDIHARRY to I Tell Bad Jokes.

I Tell Bad Jokes: WHAT

I Tell Bad Jokes: NO WHY????

I Tell Bad Jokes: THEY'RE NOT EVEN THAT BAD!!!!

I Tell Bad Jokes: You're mean.

Queen Swagmaster: Who's THIS ANNA YOU SPEAK OF

Neil the Elf: I think she wants us to call her Queen Swagmaster.

Queen Swagmaster: The elf is right

LouBear: Ohh, I see

LouBear: Okay, fine.

LouBear: Oh, my dearest Queen Swagmaster, won't you be so kind and change our names back to normal?

Queen Swagmaster: Why, of course, my dear boo bear!

Queen Swagmaster has changed LouBear to Louis.

Queen Swagmaster has changed Neil the Elf to Niall.

Queen Swagmaster has changed Lima Bean to Liam.

Queen Swagmaster has changed to Anna.

Anna: There.

Louis: Good to have you back, babe

Anna: Good to be back, babe ;)

I Tell Bad Jokes: WAIT WHAT ABOUT ME???!!!

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revised: 6/27/17