I'm Sorry But I Can't Hear You Over Your Bullshit

These So Called "Bad" Words

Fuck. Cunt. Bitch. Asshole. Mother fucking cock sucking cunt licking bastard. Those are all words that are considered 'bad' to our society. But like what the fuck? Why those words? Why isn't baseball a bad word? Why isn't fucking grandma a bad word? Why those words specifically? Is it because they sound mean? Nope not that, I've heard so many swear words they have kind of lost effect on me. 

*enters cap lock maggie* 

OUT OF ALL THE WORDS THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED BAD, WHY DID WE HAVE TO CHOOSE THE ONES THAT SOUND THE BEST WHEN HAVING A HEATED ARGUMENT? WHY CAN'T THE WORD 'FREAKING' BE BAD SO THAT WE CAN SIMPLY YELL OUT 'GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING BASTARD' INSTEAD OF HAVING TO SAY THE 'CLEAN' AKA BABY VERSION OF THE PHRASE, WHICH IS "GO TO THE UNDERWORLD YOU FLIPPING MEAN PERSON" UNLESS YOU ARE SOME WEAK ASS PANSY THAT COMMENT WILL NOT EFFECT YOU IN ANY FUCKING WAY. SOCIETY IS FUCKING ILLOGICAL.  

*excuse maggie for her horrid punctuation* 

AN IMPORTANT ISSUE THAT I MUST ADDRESS. THOSE FUCKING 'CLEAN CUT' PEOPLE THAT TELL YOU "OH COULD YOU PLEASE NOT CUSS? IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE." WELL FUCK YOU TOO BITCH, THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T 'CUSS' AND IS NOW STOPPING ME FROM IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE, SO WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR BIG ASS MOUTH AND LET PEOPLE HAVE THE FREEDOM OF THEIR FUCKING SPEECH. ALSO, THE FACT THAT IT'S THE 21 CENTURY AND THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE LIKE THIS SCARES ME, I'VE SEEN FUCKING 6 YEAR OLDS ASKING WHAT CONDOMS ARE AND BELIEVE ME, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE UNTIL I WAS 11. SO YOU WEAK ASS PANSIES NEED TO GROW A FUCKING PAIR OF BALLS AND STOP ACTING LIKE TRISHA WHEN SHE'S BITCHING SOMEONE OUT. 

*kudos for you if you get the trisha reference* 

WHAT WAS THAT? THESE 'BAD' WORDS AREN'T IN THE DICTIONARY? THOSE BIG BOOKS THAT YOU WOULDN'T EVER USE UNLESS YOU ARE IN ENGLISH CLASS AND ELECTRONICS AREN'T FUCKING ALLOWED? WELL GUESS FUCKING WHAT YOU FUCKING SMARTASS, WORDS LIKE 'BRB' OR 'GTG' OR EVEN FUCKING 'HEYYYYY' AREN'T IN THE FUCKING DICTIONARY EITHER BUT WHY ARE THEY SO WIDELY USED AND NOT CONSIDERED A FUCKING FELONY WHEN SAID. SO EXCUSE ME WHILE I PROCEED TO STUFF A SMART PERSON UP YOUR ASS SO YOU COULD AT LEAST BE LITERALLY A SMART ASS AND NOT JUST THINK YOU ARE ONE.

*please answer maggie, are cuss words in the dictionary?* 

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Willing to give a shout/dedication to the person who counts how many 'bad' words I said in this chapter~

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*Fuck you, fuck you very very muchhhh~