I'm Sorry But I Can't Hear You Over Your Bullshit

WHY DO GUYS HAVE LONGER EYELASHES THAN GIRLS??????

Not fair. like wtf. if you're going to have girls need to put on fake eyelashes to look pretty and have some guys be teased because they look too 'feminine', then why cant girls just get longer eyelashes akfuchsgdnd.

THERES THIS DUDE ON MY TOUR. YEAH IM IN EUROPE WOOHOO. IM CURRENTLY TYPING THIS ON THE BUS BECAUSE THE DUDE THAT AITS NEXT TO ME HAS THESE LIKE LONG AS FUCK EYELASHES AND I KINDA JUST STARE AT IT AND SCREAMING INTERNALLY BECAUSE FUCK ITS LONG AND I FUCKING WANT IT BUT NOOOOOOOO BECAUSE HUMANS DONT MOTHER FUCKING WORK THAT WAY. UGHGHGHHHHHH. AS A ASIAN WITH BARELY ANY EYELASHES I AM ANGRY AND VERY JEALOUS. BUT I MEAN HE IS WHITE BUT STILL T^T.

ANOTHER THING I REALIZED IS JUST HOW GOOD GUYS HAVE IT SOMETIMES. I MEAN LIKE THEY HAVE LIKE PRETTY AND SOFT HAIR. THEY HAVE THE EYELASHES. THEY HAVE THE GOOD SKIN WITHOUT REALLY ANY PRODUCTS AND LIKE HAVE PRETTY HANDS AND ITS PROBABLY EASIER FOR THEM TO EAT AND NOT GAIN AS MUCH WEIGHT. or it might just be that i know boys who has everything going for them. IN MY OPINION THE LITERALLY ONLY BAD THING ABOUT BEING A GUY IS THE FUCKING PENIS. OR MORE LIKE THE PUBLIC HUMILIATION OF A BONER IN LIKE PUBLIC GROUNDS BUT OTHER THAN THAT YEAH. ANNNNNNDDDDD DID I FUCKING MENTION SOME OF THEIR VOICES. I MEAN LIKE GIRLS GET FUCKING HIGH VOICES THAT SOUNDS SCREECHY SOMETIMES AND GUYS JUST GET THESE DEEP AS FUCK SMOOTHER THAN CHOCOLATE VOICES THAT JUST MAKES YOU MELT AND WANT TO CRY. Shskshdicnsoamandjdisb T^T. THEY ALSO DONT FUCKING HAVE TO PUSH A FUCKING BABY OUT OF THEM OR LET SOME LONG (or short) ASS ROD PLUNG INTO THEM. Unless they're gay. Then dang. Because anal probably hurts. Unless they top. Yeah. boys.