I'm Sorry But I Can't Hear You Over Your Bullshit

Stupid Stuck-Up Ugly as Fuck Dickheads

So there's this boy in my class. He is stupid and so overly confident that makes he way more annoying that he should be. I swear to fucking god, even though every fucking person in my grade hates him, he still manages to think he's the most popular guy in school. Like what the fuck dude, not only are you being fucking delusional, you are ALSO BEING ILLOGICAL.

*Proceed to actually rant~*

HE WILL LEGITLY CUT INTO YOUR FUCKING CONVERSATION, THINKING YOU FUCKING WANT HIM IN IT AND WHEN YOU TELL HIM TO GET THE FUCK AWAY, HE SCOFFS, FUCKING SCOFF, THIS MOTHER FUCKER FUCKING SCOFFS AND TELL YOU IN THAT WHINEY AND ANNOYING AS FUCK OF A VOICE "WHY?" BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID AS FUCK DICK WHO PROBABLY CAN'T LIVE UP TO YOUR FUCKING LABEL BECAUSE YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE ONE. 

*now, onto the real content of this rant*

JUSTIN MOTHER FUCKING "I'M A ATTENTION WHORE AND I'M A FUCKING BITCH, OH SHIT I JUST ADMITTED I'M A GIRL" BEIBER. YEAH. HIM. THE GUY THAT YOU WANT TO BITCHSLAP SO HARD HE COMES TO HIS SENSES AND BREAKS ALL THOSE RECORDS AND AWARD HE DOESN'T DESERVE AND FLY THE FUCK BACK TO CANADA. HE DEFEATS THE WHOLE "CANADIAN PEOPLE ARE NATURALLY NICE STEREOTYPE(SEE STEREOTYPES ARE WRONG). WELL FUCKING BEAVER, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE 'FAMOUS' OR INFAMOUS AS I LIKE TO CALL IT FROM ALL THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU'VE DONE, YOU DON'T GET TO RISE ABOVE THE FUCKING LAW AND BE A STUCK UP BASTARD TO EVERYONE. 

*new topic that i must discuss or it'll drive me crazy*

PEOPLE WHO PUT ONE DIRECTION AND JUSTIN BEIBER IN THE SAME CATEGORY. I SAW A POST THE OTHER FUCKING DAY ABOUT HOW "THIS GIRL HAD CANCER AND BECAUSE SHE CAN'T GO TO A CROWDED AND LOUD CONCERT, AND ONE DIRECTION REFUSED TO GIVE HER A PRIVATE SHOW BECAUSE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION WON'T PAY THEM." THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THAT STATEMENT, AND IT'S NOT ONE DIRECTION'S 'MESSED UP' BEHAVIOR. FIRST OFF, IF SHE CAN'T GO TO A CONCERT, GET HER FUCKING MEET AND GREET TICKETS GOSH A DARN. I MEAN A PRIVATE SHOW? ARE YOU BEING FUCKING SERIOUS? I HIGHLY DOUBT THEY HAVE EVER GIVEN A PRIVATE SHOW, SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO WALTZ IN AND GO "OH SINCE THIS GIRL IS SICK, YOU HAVE TO PERFORM FOR HER FOR NO MONEY AT ALL." WHICH LEADS TO THE NEXT PROBLEM. "NO PAY", HONESTLY, THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST MESSED UP OF ALL BECAUSE I AM A 140% SURE THAT MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION PAYS FOR THE 'WISHES' AND NOW THEY JUST DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A IMPOSSIBLE REQUEST AND EXPECT TO NOT PAY YOU. THIS IS FUCKING SICK. ONE DIRECTION IS NOT A BAD INFLUENCE, HAVE YOU SEEN HOW MANY PEOPLE THEY FUCKING SAVED? AND THE FACT THAT YOU ONLY HAD ONE REASON WHY ONE DIRECTION IS BAD JUST PROVES MY POINT. 

*sjhkdfj this is not in any way insulting cancer patient, that's not my intention, my purpose was simply to prove that one direction are good ^.^*

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