I'm Sorry But I Can't Hear You Over Your Bullshit

STDs & The XY Chromosome

As Valentines Days approached and passed, I have decided to rant about something I have learned in my biology class. STDs. People tend to associate that with women and ones who have sex with many men. But do any of you guys actually know how std were creates? THERE WAS THIS STUPID AS FUCK DUDE WHO WAS AFRAID THAT HAVING SEX WITH THE OPPOSITE GENDER IS GOING TO RESULT IN PREGNANCY SO HE DECIDED TO LET HIS FUCKING PENIS MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS FOR HIM AND FUCKS GUYS. AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MUCH ANAL WITHOUT PROTECTION. YOU GET FUCKING BACTERIA AND BAM. THAT STUPID DUDE CREATED STD. AND GUESS WHAT. GUESS FUCKING WHAT. HE DECIDED THAT YOU KNOW WHAT. GUYS AREN'T ENOUGH. SO HE FUCKING GOES AND FUCKS A CHIMPANZEE. I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING KIDDING. THIS DUDE FUCKS AND CHIMP AND CREATED HIV. 

*meh, my bio teacher told me this. it's probably true but i've got no proof*

NOW, THE PROBLEM WITH THIS IS HOW PEOPLE BE LIKE "OH SHE'S SUCH A WHORE" OR "WHAT A SLUT". BUT WITH GUYS IT'S LIKE "YOU'RE SUCH A A PLAYER" OR "OH MAN, YOU HIT THAT BOOTY? CONGRATS MAN *OBNOXIOUS LAUGH*" BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK. I GET HOW YOU CAN CALL SOMEONE A MAN-WHORE BUT IT'S SO COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH GIRLS IT MAKES MA ANGRY. ANY GIRL WITH STD SHOULD NOT BE CALLED A SLUT. BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS GET THE STD FROM GUYS. THE GUY IS THE ONE AT FAULT. 

*now you know the truth #sorrynotsorry btw, I'm not hating on guys, just clearing up a misunderstanding*

I NEED TO RANT ABOUT THE GUYS IN MY GRADE. I CANNOT DEAL WITH ANY OF THEM. I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU ASK EVERY GIRL IN OUR CLASS TO DESCRIBE THE BOYS IN ONE WORD. IT'S GOING TO BE DICK. THEY ARE ABSOLUTE DUCKS. THEY ARE NOT ONLY PERVERTS, THEY ARE ALSO 80% GAY. I'M NOT EVEN BEING MEAN RIGHT NOW. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. THEY ARE ALSO PAINFULLY IDIOTIC. I'M NOT TALKING STUPID AS IN ACADEMICS. I'M TALKING "CAN YOU GET STDS FROM MASTERBATING" STUPID. ONE OF MY CLASSMATES LEGITLY ASKED IN CLASS "IF I HAVE STDS AND I MASTERBATE BUT I COULDN'T FIND A PLACE TO THROW MY SEMEN AWAY, SO I SWALLOW IT, CAN I GET STDS?". NO JOKE. IT BROUGHT THE CLASS TO TEARS FROM LAUGHING. THE SAD THING ABOUT IT IS THAT MOST OF THESE DICKS ARE GOOD LOOKING OR HAVE THAT ONE THING THAT MAKES THEM HOT. LIKE ONE OF THEM HAS THE SEXIEST VOICE EVER. THE OTHER HAS DEM HOT BOOTY MAN. UGH. WHY ARE HOT GUYS SUCH DICKS. 

*i have mixed feelings about the guys from my grade*

Sorry for the lack of swear words, I was watching China's Strongest Brain and every back story makes me want to cry. So sorry. Don't worry thou, normal maggie will be back soon enough xD