Derek ---> Stiles

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Derek:
If you aren't done and ready to go when I'm picking you up I'm just going to leave you and let you be late for school

Derek:
Stiles?

Derek:
I swear to god, are you still sleeping?

Derek:
Stiles get the fuck up or I will rip your throat out...with my teeth

Stiles:
I'm so not buying your threats anymore Dearbear. You're just a big fur ball who needs cuddles and compliments

Derek:
Stiles?

Stiles:
Yes?

Derek:
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Stiles:
Jesus dude, have you slept bad or something? You're grumpier than usual

Derek:
Oh I don't know it was just something with an ANNOYING LITTLE SON OF A FUCK WHO DECIDED TO START A GROUP CHAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

Stiles:
Well you could have turned off the sound on your telephone idiot

Derek:
Do you want to die? Because I'm seriously going to kill you as fast as I reach your house

Stiles:
Yeah yeah just get your wolf ass over here and pick me up already

Derek:
No. I changed my mind. I'm not going to pick you up

Stiles:
NO DEREK PLEASE I'M SORRY

Derek:
You should have learnt that keeping your mouth close is better than having it opened and letting stupid shit get out

Stiles:
Please pick me up Derek. I can't be late again. They're going to get me expelled

Derek:
Really?

Stiles:
Yes

Derek:
Fine I'm on my way

Stiles:
OH MY GOD THANK YOU SOURWOLF

Derek:
I hate you

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