You texted me first

Isaac ---> Scott

Isaac:
This is hilarious

Scott:
What's hilarious? And why are you texting me? We are sitting in the same car, you know that right?

Isaac:
I know but I didn't want to say this out loud because if I did, Derek would probably kill me

Scott:
Say what out loud?

Isaac:
Look at Derek

Scott:
Okay, why?

Isaac:
Just shut up and look at him

Scott:
He looks like he always does. Grumpy

Isaac:
No no no no. Look closely at the way he looks at Stiles

Scott:
I don't see it. What are you talking about?

Isaac:
Ugh sometimes you're too stupid to be alive. Can't you see it? Derek looks at Stiles like Jackson looks at his Porsche, or like Lydia looks at a pair of high heels

Scott:
I still don't see it

Isaac:
He has this "I want to fuck you so hard against a wall" face

Scott:
Oh my god! You're fucking right! Dude, that's kinda creepy

Isaac:
#retarded

Scott:
Shut up. You love me

Isaac:
I guess I do

Scott:
If we weren't here Derek would have Stiles naked in seconds

Isaac:
True. How can Stiles not noticing that Derek's starring at him?

Scott:
Dude, I think he's asleep

Isaac:
Yeah you're right. He's drooling

Scott:
He's adorable

Isaac:
Not as adorable as me though

Scott:
😂

Isaac:
Aren't you tired? We have been sitting in this car for what feels like forever and you haven't slept once

Scott:
I'm exhausted but I'm going to stay awake if Derek wants to switch seat

Isaac:
He's never going to let you drive

Scott:
And why is that?

Isaac:
Cause you crashed your own motorcycle, remember?

Scott:
Yeah, you're right

Isaac:
Derek will probably switch seat with Lydia cause she's the only one who actually can drive

Scott:
That's so true

Isaac:
Well, I'm going to try to sleep. What about you?

Scott:
Yeah why not. Goodnight Bambi eyes

Isaac:
Goodnight ❤

{ Cause who doesn't love Scisaac? }