ANON. ❪ KTH + ??? ❫

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how are your eyebrows on such f l e e k

YOU:
what

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oh hi

YOU:
who dis

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a humble lil kid who wants to know the secrets of your trade

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how do your eyebrows dO that

YOU:
do what

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t 👏 h 👏 a 👏 t 👏

YOU:
look i appreciate the compliment but??? who is this

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just an admirer 😘

YOU:
i think you have the wrong number, sorry

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kim taehyung your eyebrows B E G to differ 😖😤

YOU:
ok what the fuck??

YOU:
who is this???

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your kouhai 😍😩💖

YOU:
why do you use so many emojis jesus

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idk you usually use emojis a lot so i wanted to fit 🙃🤘👊 in 🤗👀👏

YOU:
how

YOU:
did you know that

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because i've texted you before silly!!!

YOU:
why haven't i saved your contact then

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shit i dunno maybe it slipped your minD!!!!!

YOU:
i don't think so

YOU:
i save every contact that messages me

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what a cutie

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but okay lemme tell u a secret bc we're p much best frnds by now hm !

YOU:
uh,

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i am actually........a completely random person who happened to have acquired your digits

YOU:
very interesting 👌

YOU:
and how did you "happen" to acquire my digits?

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siKE i had to like snoop around be edgy af and sacrifice a goat but yanno,,,dats life

YOU:
okay who the fuck are you

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ouch 😥😞😞

YOU:
you just said that you've texted me before

YOU:
so how is it that you only got my number now?