ANON. ❪ KTH + ??? ❫

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YOONGS:
have i ever mentioned how cute u are with animals

YOU:
bOB IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE I COULD WRITE A RAP ABOUT HOW CUTE HE IS

YOU:
woa,,, same time dude

YOONGS:
we r soulmates <3

YOU:
¿¿¿ but im taken ?????

YOONGS:
</3

YOONGS:
wait THE FUCK WHO

YOU:
hoseok 💖💕 my angel 😇👼 my sunshine 🌞☀️ my One True Love 👬👨‍❤️‍👨

YOONGS:
the guy who youve talked to like twice 😷🤐 seokjin is better 🙄🤔 prince > god 🤴🙏

YOU:
shut the fuck up yoongi 😤✋ youre just jealous that i have a soulmate and u dont 🤗👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

YOONGS:
lol 😂🤣 keep 👌👍 dreaming 😴💭

YOU:
I FUCKING WILL SO LEAVE ME ALONE OK

YOONGS:
kakakakakka

YOONGS:
did u ever manage to get his number tho??

YOU:
I SAID LEAVE ME ALO N E JFC STOP RUBBING IT IN

YOONGS:
021 420 1695

YOU:
wait what

YOONGS:
thats hoseoks number

YOONGS:
021 420 1695

YOU:
.

YOU:
wait whgat

YOONGS:
OH MY GOD TAEHYUNG ITS HOSEOKS NUMBER

YOU:
i know

YOU:
but

YOU:
wh..g...r

YOONGS:
don't you want it?

YOU:
YES

YOU:
n o

YOU:
maybe?

YOU:
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOONGI WHY DID YOU GIVE ME HIS NUMBER

YOONGS:
so....no

YOU:
OF COURSJE I WANT IT

YOU:
BUT I COULDNTR GE T IT BEFORE SO I HAD NO W AY TO TALK TO HIM

YOU:
BUT N O W

YOU:
YOUVEJ RUINED MY BREAK YOUVE RUINED MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE IM GOING TO BE STARING AT THAT NUMBE R FOR THE REST OF MY EXISTNECE TRYINFGB TO MAKE MYSELF MESSAGE IT GODDDDDDDDDd

YOONGS:
oh my god chill

YOONGS:
its not even his number smh

YOU:
wait what