Text Me Back! | bts texting story.

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TaeTae: hewwo
Hello
Wake up

You: it's 4 am wtf do u want

TaeTae:

I can't sleep :(

You: wtf
I can
So leave me alone

TaeTae: noooooooo
Pls
Tell me a bedtime story

You: how old r u

TaeTae: twee

You: I'm gonna kms

TaeTae: D:

You: you wanna hear a bedtime story?
I'll give u a bedtime story

TaeTae: :D

You: once open a time
There was a princess

TaeTae: continue

You: She was the most beautiful princess in the land
But she was a very busy princess

TaeTae: so the handsome prince coincidentally named Taehyung saved her?

You: well there was a prince name Tae
But the beautiful princesses got annoyed by his distresses
So she fed him to her pet dragon

TaeTae: I'm never asking for a bedtime story again

You: sorry ur dead
I fed u to a dragon

TaeTae: i watched shrek ya know
I'll just mate with the dragon

You: plot twist: the dragon is lesbian

TaeTae: crap I'm dead

You: ur toast
Heheheh
See what I did there?

TaeTae: ...
U know what
I'm gonna go sleep with Jungkook

You: TMI

TaeTae: be jelly
#taekook

You: whatever
I'm gonna sleep

TaeTae: u hoe
I'm gonna have bad dreams abt that dragon

You: I hope u piss all over jungkock

TaeTae: I'm gonna feed u to my shark

You: u cant
Ur dead

TaeTae: my dying wish was for Jimin to kill u

You: ChimChim won't kill me
He loves me
Therefore we get married and have 283973 babies

TaeTae: ew

~ TaeTae took a screenshot!~

You: send that to Jimin I dare you

TaeTae: gladly
Prepare for a wtf text in the morning
Also I'm gonna add u back into the Starbux Squad gc

You: isn't jk mad at me

TaeTae: it's ok
I have a plan
You: highkey scared
And tired
I m gonna sleep
Bye

TaeTae: Adam