Oofinity and beyond

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Buzz unstiffend (that's a word shush) his body, Bonnie had just dropped him to go eat sum dinners, he stood up and looked around, normally Woody would be with him or at least around, but he was no where to be seen.
"Woody-?" He called out, the other toys started to look at him curiously, wasn't he here just a second ago.?
He looked under the bed and squinted his eyes, cuz it was dark, but he glowed in the dark, just like every buzz lightyear action figure should! They also have cool buttons and wings! (Not a flying toy) come get yours now!
(Sorry I'll continue)
But Buzz could glow in the dark so he didn't need to squint that much, he looked around again and saw a boot peeking out from behind uh, a giant rock? Yeah, since Bonnie collects random shit
"Woody..?" He called again and almost instantly the boot went behind the rock, Buzz sighed and walked over, Woody was sitting behind the rock hugging his knees "what are you doing here?" Buzz asked.
Woody shrugged, that day he really didn't want to be played with
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sorry
He was missing Andy and he didn't think Bonnie could ever replace him.
"Wanna talk? " buzz sat down in front of him.
Woody though about it, "sure, let's talk abouut... Memories"
"Memories?" Buzz made a questioning look, "do you miss Andy again?"
Woody nodded slightly, "aw don't worry cowboy, I do too. Wanna talk about the time we flew?"
Woody remembered that, and it was the first time he felt his heart practically explode, Oof he was surprised he didn't as well, since he was on a fucKinG roCKeT whY aRe YoU maKinG mE dO thiS-

He thought it was because he was flying and that was partly true, but it happened again after that. Actually the more he thought about it his heart would flutter anytime buzz was near,
"Hey..cowboy?"
Woody slightly jumped cuz the buzzy boyo scared him.
"Oh geez, sorry woody, you kinda..spaced out"
Woody felt his face go warm, and he scratched his head, "o-oh sorry I was just thinking"
Buzz opened his mouth to reply but before he could speak someone called out "bonNiEs coMinG"
Damn that bitch eats faster than a fuck llama.
Woody and buzz quickly run out from under the bed and uh jumped into their dead ass position, when they landed they were pretty close to each other, like woodys head was on buzzers shoulder.
Ew
That's gay

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