Kurt Wagner💙

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Sorry, this is like really stereotypical British but I don't actually think this and this is just a joke. Again so so sorry.

Imagine: Peter giving Kurt bad dating advice

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Imagine: Peter giving Kurt bad dating advice.
"You wanna impress her."Peter told Kurt as they trained."Maybe embrace her culture a bit. Like if she's from Scotland maybe talk about the Lochness Monster (sorry)."
"She's from England."Kurt told his silver haired friend.
"Then try tea (so sorry)."Peter said."And maybe read a Charles Dickens book (sorry). You're golden."
Kurt's bows furrowed."Actually I'm blue."
***
A while later Kurt sat in the library reading A Tale Of Two Cities and sipping some tea. You walked in and immediately turned from the tea to you. You gave the blue boy a confused look and walked over to sit beside him.
"Did Peter tell you to do this?"You asked.
Peter looked down."Maybe..."
"I'm going to kill that bastard!"You yelled."Thank you for telling me, Kurt."
You kissed his cheek before standing up and going to look for Peter.

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